Posts Tagged ‘Parody’

Game of Thrones: Libertarian Edition

Saturday, August 5th, 2017

Pretty much what you’d expect…

Every TED Talk Ever

Saturday, July 29th, 2017

Want to give a TED Talk? This video shows you how!

(Hat tip: Borepatch.)

Horrific Bloodbath Follows Campus Carry

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2016

Austin, Texas, August 1: Police at the University of Texas were stunned by horrific violence unlashed by the first day of the new concealed carry law taking effect.

A grand total of 537 fatal shootings occurred across the UT campus as minor disputes turned into deadly gun-battles, drenching the campus in a veritable river of blood. Another 932 students were suffering from wounds ranging from minor to life-threatening.

“I knew this would happen!” said University of Texas at Austin Anthropology professor Pauline Strong, surveying the carnage. “Putting guns in the hands of lawful 21-year old American citizens immediately turns them into crazed killers!”

With the smaller summer class size, UT police estimated that over 1,000 fatalities would occur on August 24, the first day of the fall semester.

“When will the madness end?” asked Strong. “Oh, the humanity!”

(Filed Under: Things That Never Happened)

If Meat Eaters Acted Like Vegans

Sunday, May 22nd, 2016

A little amusement for a Sunday morning…

(Hat tip: Kemberlee Kaye at Legal insurrection.)

How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle

Thursday, November 26th, 2015

And now something lite for the holidays: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle, which touches on such important points as:

  • The Jedi Are a Racist Space Aristocracy
  • Ted Cruz
  • Hitler
  • Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

    Thomas Friedman Gets Stabbed

    Wednesday, November 18th, 2015

    Nice work, Ace of Spades HQ.

    Nice work indeed…