{"id":16785,"date":"2013-03-29T19:31:32","date_gmt":"2013-03-30T00:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=16785"},"modified":"2013-03-29T19:31:32","modified_gmt":"2013-03-30T00:31:32","slug":"north-korea-threatens-to-nuke-austin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=16785","title":{"rendered":"North Korea Threatens to Nuke Austin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So North Korea is kicking its Crazy Invalid act up a notch with Kim Jong-Un threatening to attack the United States. <\/p>\n<p>Which part of the U.S., you asking?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nknews.org\/2013\/03\/breaking-north-korean-photo-reveals-u-s-mainland-strike-plan\/\">Would you believe Austin?<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>Dude, we&#8217;re all pissed off about the bag ban and the high cost of SXSW badges, but that&#8217;s a <i>major<\/i> overreaction. <\/p>\n<p>Here, apropos of nothing in particular, is a video about the B-52: <\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"480\" height=\"270\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qw6XTz_GGFU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And here, also apropos of nothing in particular, is a video of a B-2 hitting targets with 80 500 pound JDAM bombs.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/u88IjDi5Jhc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So North Korea is kicking its Crazy Invalid act up a notch with Kim Jong-Un threatening to attack the United States. Which part of the U.S., you asking? Would you believe Austin? Dude, we&#8217;re all pissed off about the bag ban and the high cost of SXSW badges, but that&#8217;s a major overreaction. Here, apropos [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":13,"footnotes":""},"categories":[9,49,194,411],"tags":[2859,1889,1888,2870,1887,2874,2878],"class_list":["post-16785","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-austin","category-foreign-policy","category-military","category-video","tag-austin","tag-b-2","tag-b-52","tag-foreign-policy","tag-kim-jong-un","tag-military","tag-video"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16785","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=16785"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16785\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":16799,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16785\/revisions\/16799"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=16785"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=16785"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=16785"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}