{"id":21043,"date":"2014-08-21T08:05:33","date_gmt":"2014-08-21T13:05:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=21043"},"modified":"2014-08-21T08:05:33","modified_gmt":"2014-08-21T13:05:33","slug":"sometimes-i-amuse-myself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=21043","title":{"rendered":"Sometimes I Amuse Myself"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some more Low Calorie Content Substitute:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>Whatever she touch. It starts to melt in her clutch. She&#39;s too much! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/tbdhiBvGgF\">pic.twitter.com\/tbdhiBvGgF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Meta World Data (@Pqlyur1) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pqlyur1\/statuses\/502277241708224512\">August 21, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p>&quot;She&#39;s Mrs. Vodka Miser\/She&#39;s Mrs. Cry\/She&#39;s Miss Pegged Breathalizer\/She Mrs. DWI!&quot; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Pqlyur1\">@Pqlyur1<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KatMcKinley\">@KatMcKinley<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BattleSwarmBlog\/statuses\/502278925959974912\">August 21, 2014<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some more Low Calorie Content Substitute: Whatever she touch. It starts to melt in her clutch. She&#39;s too much! pic.twitter.com\/tbdhiBvGgF &mdash; Meta World Data (@Pqlyur1) August 21, 2014 &quot;She&#39;s Mrs. Vodka Miser\/She&#39;s Mrs. Cry\/She&#39;s Miss Pegged Breathalizer\/She Mrs. DWI!&quot; @Pqlyur1 @KatMcKinley &mdash; BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) August 21, 2014<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":8,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[2864,1907,1312],"class_list":["post-21043","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","tag-democrats","tag-rosemary-lehmberg","tag-twitter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21043","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=21043"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21043\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":21047,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21043\/revisions\/21047"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=21043"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=21043"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=21043"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}