{"id":9978,"date":"2011-12-21T22:50:30","date_gmt":"2011-12-22T04:50:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=9978"},"modified":"2011-12-21T22:50:30","modified_gmt":"2011-12-22T04:50:30","slug":"from-the-nanotechnological-violins-department","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/?p=9978","title":{"rendered":"From The Nanotechnological Violins Department"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/images4.wikia.nocookie.net\/__cb20110118210108\/uncyclopedia\/images\/5\/57\/Nelson_haha.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Your liberal organization isn&#8217;t sustainable!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>MoveOn.org says it needs $400,000 <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usnews.com\/news\/blogs\/washington-whispers\/2011\/12\/20\/moveonorg-says-its-in-big-time-money-trouble\">or it will have to close its doors<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, this is probably just a fundraising ploy. Surely the organization born with the express purpose of sweeping Bill Clinton&#8217;s perjury under the rug can depend on Bubba leaning on a few cronies to throw them some scratch, And there&#8217;s always George Soros, assuming he&#8217;s not tapped out from helping other arms of the Democratic Party like Media Matters, Barack Obama, and The Texas Tribune.<\/p>\n<p>But it would be quite satisfying to see Nutroots Patient Zero (as far as I know; feel free to offer better candidates in the comments) go the way of Geocities and John Edwards&#8217; political career&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(Hat tip: <a href=\"http:\/\/sipseystreetirregulars.blogspot.com\/2011\/12\/woe-be-unto-them-works-for-me.html\">Sipsey Street<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Your liberal organization isn&#8217;t sustainable!&#8221; MoveOn.org says it needs $400,000 or it will have to close its doors. Of course, this is probably just a fundraising ploy. Surely the organization born with the express purpose of sweeping Bill Clinton&#8217;s perjury under the rug can depend on Bubba leaning on a few cronies to throw them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":29,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[7,2864,1434],"class_list":["post-9978","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-democrats","tag-bill-clinton","tag-democrats","tag-moveon-org"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9978","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9978"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9978\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9985,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9978\/revisions\/9985"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9978"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9978"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.battleswarmblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9978"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}