Everyone and their dog has gone over the results of the California election (pending of course, however many “mail in ballots” Democrats need to “find” to push their preferred candidates over the line), so I’m not going to rehash them here.
But remember when California Democrat Rep. Katie Porter stuck the shiv in leading Democrat Eric Swalwell over being a sex pest? (Which I’m not complaining about. Subsequent evidence showed that Swalwell was every bit the sleazy scumbag the Porter-backed hit piece accused him of being.)
But now the jungle primary results have come in, with the top two candidates in the race moving on to the general election. How did Katie Porter do?
Would you believe fifth?
These are preliminary figures, and “ballots” will continue to trickle-in under the states “Democrat fraud friendly” mail-in voting rules. But for now they are:
- Steve Hilton (GOP), 1,421,466, 27.6%
- Xavier Becerra (DEM), 1,318,536, 25.6%
- Tom Steyer (DEM), 1,019,332, 19.8%
- Chad Bianco (GOP), 580,389, 11.3%
- Katie Porter (DEM), 237,569, 4.6%
That’s right, Katie Porter, who we were told was the Democrat insider’s choice for governor, and the reason then-leading Democrat Swalwell had to be shived, garnered less than 5% of the vote, coming in behind Republicans Steve Hilton (who is moving on to the general election unless Democrats crank up their fraud machine to ludicrous proportions) and Chad Bianco, Biden cabinet retread Xavier Becerra (also moving on to the general election) and charisma-free billionaire and 2020 presidential race flameout Tom Steyer (“Steyer spent $253,718,074 to get zero delegates”).
Why Lumpy Gravy Batgirl was ever considered a “favorite” for the race is beyond me, unless it’s just feminists thinking “any woman is preferable to any man.” But she left a safe congressional seat to careen off into a ditch of irrelevance.
Though shoving the odious Swalwell off the political stage does give her one noteworthy political accomplishment for 2026…
Tags: 2026 Election, California, Chad Bianco, Democrats, Elections, Eric Swalwell, Katie Porter, Republicans, sex offender, Steve Hilton, Tom Steyer, Xavier Becerra
Did someone say “Eric Swalwell”?
“WASHINGTON — The mystery woman Rep. Jimmy Gomez admitted to making “mistakes” with is his best buddy Eric Swalwell’s former chief of staff, The Post can reveal.”
“…Swalwell’s minxy congressional aide “. I can’t decide if I like or hate “minxy” as an adjective.
To be properly “minxy,” she should be slender and wearing a slinky clubbing dress, possibly with a fur stole…
“Katie, get out of our f**king shot!” – Californians