He paints a picture of unimaginable horror:
Roving bands of outlaws stalk our streets, selling incandescent bulbs to vulnerable children. Breadlines teeming with jobless Outreach Coordinators, Diversity Liaisons, and Sustainability Facilitators. General Motors unfairly forced to build cars that people want, for a profit. Chaos reigns at Goldman Sachs, who no longer knows who to bribe with political donations. At-risk Mexican drug lords forced to buy own machine guns.
Oh the humanity!