Posts Tagged ‘dumbass’

A Californian Moves To Texas…

Saturday, February 20th, 2021

Hard left TV host and well-known all-around dick Cenk Uyger said Texas had the ice storm coming because…Joe Rogan moved here from California:

Today the Texas grid is back up and running normally and it’s getting up into the 50s today as the once-a-century Texas winter storm recedes. But I bet that come summer, California has to close down parts of its grid yet again because high winds took out another power line.

All that’s a handy hook to hang this amusing “Californian moves to Texas” video on:

And yes, it mentions Joe Rogan…

(Though if Calidude had moved to Austin rather than Houston, the homeless people would have been much easier to find…)

How Not To Look Like a Badass

Thursday, September 3rd, 2015

This Facebook cap has been making the rounds on various Tweets since June:

Never mind the usual pro-cop-killing idiocy. Nothing says “I’m a badass” quite like holding a gun store’s AR-pattern rifles in each hand…while the anti-theft chains are still attached…

More Annals of Criminal SUPER-Geniuses

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Protip: If you are a convicted felon, try not to put up Instagram pictures of yourself holding two guns.

Especially if you have “$250,000 worth of stolen jewelry, electronics and and firearms” in your house.

Rep. Bob Etheridge (D-NC) Feels Free to Assault People Asking Him Questions

Monday, June 14th, 2010

You’re a congressman walking down the street when a student asks if you support the Obama agenda. Do you: C.) Bat his camera aside, grab his wrist, demand to know his name, and refuse to let go?

I though the student showed great restraint in not kicking him in the nuts, which he would have been legally justified in doing when Congressman Etheridge refused to let go.

(Hat tip: Breitbart.)