Posts Tagged ‘Fail’

The Valiant: “One of The Worst Tanks Ever Made”

Tuesday, August 26th, 2014

Before we get into the British and U.S. tanks I saw at the Bovington Tank Museum, let’s look at one British prototype tank they had there, the Valiant, AKA “One of the Worst Tanks Ever Designed.”

Let’s look at the official Bovington description, shall we?

The Valiant appears to be one of the worst tanks ever designed in Britain. It is difficult to find any contemporary reports that say anything good about it!

The Valiant was originally designed by Vickers Armstrong to meet a War Office requirement for an Infantry Assault Tank for service in the Far East. During development the project was transferred first to the Birmingham Railway Carriage and Wagon Co. and then to Ruston and Hornsby Ltd. of Grantham.

The designers were required to apply the thickest possible armour while keeping the weight as low as possible. Inevitably the hull was very small; the front hull casting was virtually moulded around the driver while the turret ring stuck out over the sides of the hull. In comparison the turret appeared to be enormous, as it had to accommodate a three man crew, (commander, gunner and loader/radio operator).

The Valiant used the same diesel engine as the Valentine, [although] it had little else in common with the earlier tank. Design documents exist for an improved version, the Valiant II, powered by a Rolls Royce Meteorite engine, converted to diesel operation.

Ruston and Hornsby built one prototype in 1944. Trials in 1944 – 45 revealed serious problems. With a power:weight ratio of 7.8hp per ton, the tank was slow. The ground clearance at the rear was found to be too low and the suspension, located partly under the hull, was easily damaged during cross-country driving. More seriously the driver was almost crippled by the cramped driving position and was in danger of being injured by the controls. Furthermore, the controls required inordinate strength to operate them. The tests were abandoned immediately.

Not surprisingly the Valiant did not enter production, officially because the war was likely to be over before the tank could be introduced into service.

My pics of the Valiant didn’t come out particularly well, but they do show what an odd looking tank it was:

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And here’s a better pic from Wikipedia:

Wikipedia (citing David Fletcher’s book Universal Tank: British Armour in the Second World War), says “The sole Valiant was retained by the School of Tank Technology, where students were treated to an inspection of it at the end of their course and invited to find fault. David Fletcher wrote of this: ‘One hopes they started early in the morning.'”

More Annals of Criminal SUPER-Geniuses

Friday, December 13th, 2013

Protip: If you are a convicted felon, try not to put up Instagram pictures of yourself holding two guns.

Especially if you have “$250,000 worth of stolen jewelry, electronics and and firearms” in your house.

LinkSwarm for December 13, 2013

Friday, December 13th, 2013

A lot of ObamaCare, a little on guns, and a pinch of everything else, from Ace, Instapndit, and elsewhere:

  • Man with critically ill son gives up on ObamaCare after 50 tries to buy insurance.
  • Complain about your insurance being cancelled due to ObamaCare? That’s an audit. For you, your advocate, and your insurance salesman.
  • Finally, after furiously covering for Obama when it counted, Liberal media tool Politifact is forced to admit that “If you like your health care plan, you can keep it” is the lie of the year.
  • Oregon spent $300 million on its ObamaCare exchanges only to sign up a grand total of 44 people.
  • Here’s a chance to vote for the ObamaCare launch as top Fail of 2013.
  • After 2 hours of open heart surgery, Gateway Pundit’s Jim Hoft is losing his insurance thanks to ObamaCare.
  • ObamaCare is already pushing low-wage workers out of jobs.
  • Charles Krauthammer: The ObamaCare enrollment figures are bunk.

  • Kathleen Sebelius is really getting tired of answering questions on why she sucks.
  • Obama earns a 62% disapproval rating among independents: Quick! He better give a speech!
  • Every time you think the ATF has sunk as low as they possibly can, they dig further.
  • After months of propaganda from the Democratic Party’s media wing and millions of Nurse Bloomberg’s dollars spent, the American public is now now more opposed to gun control than when the year began.
  • How the EU and Obama are blowing it in Ukraine.
  • Time magazine thinks Pope Francis is important because of his “rejection of church dogma.” In other news, the people running Time magazine just aren’t very bright.
  • Georgia Tea Party opposes tax giveaways for sports franchise billionaires. As well they should.
  • Problem: UT regent Wallace Hall investigates corruption and inluence peddling at the university. Solution: Impeach him.
  • Ted Cruz makes it into a question on Jeopardy.
  • Update on Wiliamson County race filings. John Carter, Tony Dale and Larry Gonzalez are all running unopposed.
  • Reminder: Dogs are awesome.
  • Poll: What is the Most Annoying, Insipid, and Self-Righteous Left-Wing Political Song of All Time?

    Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

    This post by Ann Althouse (and the ensuing comments) got me thinking about just what is the worst liberal song of all time? Being a man of action, I went ahead and created a poll:

    What is the most annoying, insipid, and self-righteous left-wing political song of all time?
    Bruce Cockburn: “If I Had a Rocket Launcher”
    Bob Dylan: “Masters of War”
    John Lennon: “Imagine”
    Midnight Oil: “Beds are Burning”
    Peter, Paul and Mary: “If I Had a Hammer” (originally Pete Seeger)
    Pink Floyd: “The Fletcher Memorial Home”
    Helen Reddy: “I Am Woman”
    Sting: “Russians”
    XTC: “Here Comes President Kill Again”
    Neil Young: “Southern Man”
      
    pollcode.com free polls

    A few notes on my criteria:

    • It had to be a popular song people would actually recognize (which meant everything by Rage Against the Machine was right out)
    • It had to suck (so things like the Sex Pistols’ “God Save the Queen” and many Dead Kennedys songs were exempt because they kicked ass)
    • Only one song per artist (I mean, I really could have used just about everything off Pink Floyd’s The Final Cut otherwise)
    • It had to have a certain self-righteous pretentiousness about it, so anything that was actually funny was exempt.

    So go ahead and vote for your favorite musical slice of Suckitude.