Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Colion Noir on Tucker Carlson: “The Goal is Gun Confiscation”

Colion Noir and Tucker Carlson discuss the obvious: The real goal of gun control is always complete gun confiscation:

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LinkSwarm for November 23, 2018

Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! I for one am stuffed… For those freaking out about Chief Justice Roberts saying there are no Democratic or Republican judges…¯\_(ツ)_/¯. He’s the head of a co-equal branch of the United States federal government, … Continue reading →

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William Shatner PSA on How Not To Set Yourself on Fire Frying a Turkey

Happy Thanksgiving, everyone! As a public service, I am once again offering up this video of William Shatner showing you how not to fry a Turkey: Happy eating, and stay safe!

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World’s Shortest Rebellion Ends

Remember how 16 House Democrats all said it was time for new leadership and swore up and down that they wouldn’t be voting to restore Nancy Pelosi to the speaker’s chair? One of Pelosi’s rumored rivals was Rep. Marcia Fudge … Continue reading →

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Dan Crenshaw on Face the Nation

Texas Republican Congressman-elect Dan Crenshaw appeared on Face the Nation, and calmly, rationally made the case that the ideas that President Donald Trump is “attacking Democracy” and “attacking the press” is utter nonsense.

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Alexandria Ocasio Cortez: Winning Friends and Influencing People

So how is Social Justice Warrior Princess and congresswoman-elect Alexandria Ocasio Cortez finding her reception in her new workplace? One word: Frosty. She’s very, very upset that other congressional Democrats are being mean to her. By 2025, nanotechnology experts expect … Continue reading →

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Williamson Man Cleared of False Accusation

Remember how Democrats were shouting “Believe all women!” during the Kavanaugh hearing? Turns out, not all women should be believed: The morning of September 22, 2017, Cristopher Precopia went to work at a lumber yard in Georgetown. By the end … Continue reading →

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California Democrat: Nuke Those Damn Gun Owners

No sooner do I downplay the idea of a second American Civil War in yesterday’s link than California Democratic Representative Eric Swalwell promptly opens his mouth to insert his foor into it: And it would be a short war my … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for November 16, 2018

Welcome to the Friday before Thanksgiving! I hope you have your family gathering, gluttony and/or shopping plans all laid out. I tend to avoid Black Friday sales unless I happen to be near a used bookstore. (And speaking of booksales, … Continue reading →

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Texas Election Results Analysis: The Warning Shot

This is going to be a “glass half empty” kind of post, so let’s start out enumerating all the positives for Texas Republicans from the 2018 midterms: Ted Cruz, arguably the face of conservatism in Texas, won his race despite … Continue reading →

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