Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Today’s Award for Most Delusion Democratic Optimism…

…goes to Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee for predicting that Texas will turn into a Democratic blue state “as early as 2014.” Yeah, right. Maybe you should, oh, I don’t know, elect a single statewide office-holder before asserting that Texas is … Continue reading →

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Californians Can’t Even Stop Spending When They’re Actually in Bankruptcy

The City Council of San Bernardino, California failed to pass budget cuts at their meeting Tuesday, despite the city already being in bankruptcy. After a meeting that lasted more than nine hours and stretched past midnight, the San Bernardino City … Continue reading →

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Bad Business Decisions

Pro-Business Tip: Try not to name your store after genocidal dictators. Unlike the people who opened a clothing store called Hitler. (Hat tip: Mike Godwin’s Facebook page.) Related.

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Dewhurst Running for Re-Election Again in 2014

David Dewhurst says he’s running for reelection as Lt. Governor in 2014. This puts him on collision course with Land Commissioner Jerry Patterson, who also announced he’s running for the office some ten minutes after Dewhurst conceded the Senate race. … Continue reading →

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Ted Cruz’s RNC Speech

If you couldn’t catch Ted Cruz’s RNC Speech, here it is:

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Democrats Take 2: Oh, THAT Catholic Cardinal!

Via Moe Lane comes word that Democrats have reconsidered their decision to reject Cardinal Timothy Dolan’s offer to lead a prayer at the Democratic National Convention. Two days ago: Die in a fire, you dress-wearing, anti-choice freak! Yesterday: Oh, that … Continue reading →

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Celebrating Neil Armstrong, the Obama Way

Which is to say, the Iowahawk way: “In our shared moment of grief, let us also celebrate his historic accomplishment in becoming the first astronaut eulogized by me, Barack Obama, our nation’s historic first African-American president.”

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Democrats Take the War on Catholics to the Next Level

Cardinal Timothy Dolan, the Senior Catholic official in America, generously offered to lead a prayer at the Democratic National Convention. The Democrats declined. They decided that they would rather have a two hour Islamic prayer ceremony instead. Given how heavily … Continue reading →

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Texas vs. California: Dog Days of August Edition

It’s late August, and California’s slide toward insolvency continues apace. How badly underwater is CalPERS? Try $884 billion. Speaking of California unions, here’s how they’re trying to block reform. California’s recovery is much slower than the already slow pace of … Continue reading →

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To Glock or Not To Glock, That Is The Question

I got my CHL in the mail today. (When I have time I’ll try to do a post on the process of getting one for those who haven’t.) I currently have a Kimber .45, which I think is a bit … Continue reading →

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