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Gawker Files For Bankruptcy

Couldn’t happen to a nicer company. Or to quote Popehat: “When they came for Gawker, I didn’t speak out. Because fuck Gawker.” Insert your own wrestling metaphor here.

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Election Update for June 7, 2016

Here we are, the final day of the primary season, when Democrats in California, Montana, New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dakota go to the polls to (theoretically) put Hillary Clinton over the top. Will EmailGate finally do Hillary in? … Continue reading →

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Texas Primary Runoff Results

A few quick results from last night’s runoffs: Wayne Christian defeated Gary Gates in the Republican Railroad Commissioner’s runoff, despite Gates dropping considerable money into a dishonest, scorched earth direct mailer campaign against Christian. That makes Gates 0-7 running for … Continue reading →

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Everybody Take a Deep Breath

If you’re a conservative, today is probably going to be rough. We’re certainly living through interesting times, but today is not the day to apply for Australian citizenship, burn down the nearest Republican Party headquarters, or climb up on a … Continue reading →

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Cruz-Kasich Detente in Indiana, New Mexico, Oregon

Ted Cruz and John Kasich have evidently come to an understanding about clearing the way for the other to fight Donald Trump in the states they’re respectively strongest in: Tonight, Kasich for America chief strategist John Weaver issued the following … Continue reading →

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Winning

How do you know you’ve won the game of life? When you get certified as the oldest living man in the world, which is what Israel Kristal just achieved. Moreover, Mr. Kristal, who was born in Poland, survived being sent … Continue reading →

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Jeb Bush Finally Gets the Hint

“Jeb Bush, who sought to join his father and brother in winning the White House, suspended his campaign for the presidency Saturday night after a long year-long slide in the polls and a disappointing showing in the South Carolina primary.” … Continue reading →

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Early Iowa Caucus Results Have Cruz Ahead

Early Iowa Caucus results show Cruz leading 28% to Trump’s 25%. Given the huge lead in free coverage and buzz Trump enjoyed the last eight months, that has to count as a big victory. Marco Rubio was running third, at … Continue reading →

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Explosion in Verviers, Belgium

An explosion has ripped the facade off a townhouse in the Belgian town of Verviers. While it’s possible it was a gas leak, the town “has recently appeared in the headlines in connection with the mastermind of the Paris terror … Continue reading →

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How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle

And now something lite for the holidays: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle, which touches on such important points as: The Jedi Are a Racist Space Aristocracy Ted Cruz Hitler Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

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