Thousands of Non-Deaths At Virginia Second Amendment Rally

What if they had a Second Amendment rally in Virginia and and nobody got shot?

You and I know that there was never going to be any violence coming from Second Amendment advocates, and that if any started it was going to come from antifa. But oddly enough, antifa didn’t seem interested in showing up to confront armed opponents.

Funny how that happens.

It must have been a great blow to an MSM falsely accusing the event of being a “white supremacist” rally.

They were heartbroken:

“Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy,” said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter, clearly caught up in the anguish of the moment. “It’s tragic that we live in a country where reporters who are just minding their own business trying to push a narrative can have everything ripped away from them in an instant when protesters refuse to shoot at people.”

(Do I actually need to flag the preceding from the Babylon Bee?)

The media was hoping for a second Charlottesville, but without paid agitators and a police force willing to channel two sets of protestors into each other, it never materialized.

Again, funny how that happens. There were also too many non-white attendees to pass it off as a “white supremacist” rally:

Enjoy some tweets:

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