Cuomo Casho Nomo

Few political falls have been so swift and complete as that of former New York Democratic Governor Andrew Cuomo. In 2020, Cuomo was being talked up as an emergency replacement for Sundown Joe Biden on the presidential ticket despite having forced Flu Manchu patients into nursing homes, resulting in tens of thousands of unnecessary deaths, and signed a $5.1 million book deal to talk up the awesomeness of all his lockdowns and granny killing.

Here at the burnt-end of 2021, Andrew Cuomo is not only disgraced and out of office over sexual abuse allegations, his brother Fredo has been purged from CNN, ostensibly over his own sex abuse scandal. Now ex-Governor Cuomo has been ordered to turn that sweet $5.1 million over to New York State.

Former New York governor Andrew Cuomo has been ordered by the state’s ethics board to forfeit $5.1 million in profits next month from the memoir he published over the pandemic.

In a near unanimous decision, a twelve to one vote, the New York Joint Commission on Public Ethics passed a resolution demanding that Cuomo return his earnings from the book, “American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic.” This comes a month after the panel rescinded its prior approval giving the now disgraced governor permission to keep the book side hustle while he was still serving as governor of New York, confronting multiple scandals simultaneously.

Over the summer and into the fall, the New York attorney general’s office launched a probe into Cuomo’s alleged abuse of state resources, including staff members, to draft and promote his book. During that criminal investigation, Attorney General Letitia James subpoenaed the ethics panel for information related to the book deal. The JCOPE then reversed its approval for Cuomo’s to collect income from the book deal, paving the road for fines to be potentially imposed or profits to be recalled.

According to the resolution, created by Republican commissioner David McNamara, the former governor “lacked the legal authority to engage in outside activity and receive compensation in regard to the book” since the panel rescinded its approval.

While I had no intention of making this Louis Rossmann Week, he has such a wonderful plate of profane schadenfreude over this turn of evens that I’m embedding it here.

How unpopular is Cuomo? Even former Gambino Family underboss Sammy “The Bull” Gravano said Cuomo’s granny-killing was beyond the pale. “I don’t give a f— who tells me to do that, whether it’s [former President] Trump, the president, the vice president, you, him, I would never do it…And I’m a badass. I’d never do it.”

How bad do you have to suck to have a guy involved in 19 murders to think you’re scum?

(And did you know that Gravano has his own YouTube channel and a podcast? His videos even have sponsors! Only in America…)

Speaking of organized crime figures, Cuomo has clearly pissed off somebody deep in the Democratic Party power structure. I am very far indeed from the center of the New York Democratic Party, but there’s obviously something weird going on there. Having Letitia James take out Cuomo, only to drop out of the race to be his successor suggests someone beyond the public players made that call. Add that to the perfect table-run required to get Biden the nomination in 2020, the continued screwing of the Bernie Brigades, and the inexplicable rise of Pete Buttigieg, and it becomes very obvious that people very far indeed from the public figureheads of the Democratic Party are calling the shots from the shadows.

Not that Cuomo didn’t have it coming. He did. He’s a scummy asshole. But he was just as big a scummy asshole in 2020, and the Democratic Machine pulled out all the stops propping him up as some sort of messianic paragon of COVID-fighting virtue. Now the same people have done a 180° and plunged the knives into him.

The question is why.

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4 Responses to “Cuomo Casho Nomo”

  1. Roger Bournival says:

    Even better – he’s got a serious tax problem or two now, in addition to an inability to pay all of it back. It’s a reasonable assumption that he received this $5.1M in the form of an advance in 2020 and presumably paid taxes on all of it at the highest Federal marginal rate of 37% (approximately $1.8M), in addition to whatever the highest NY state tax rate is. For lack of a better way to describe it, this income is now effectively disgorged in another tax year. My knowledge of the Internal Revenue Code, while not absolute, does not indicate an easy avenue for him to recoup this $1.8M from the Feds or NY state, for that matter. I don’t see a way for him to amend his 2020 Federal tax return since the ‘loss’ / disgorgement occurred in another tax year, and how’s he gonna cough up the full $5.1M advance when over 40% is gone through taxes? Do you think he’s got $2M sitting around to cover the difference?

    In my professional opinion, he’s fucked.

  2. Lawrence Person says:

    Oh, I’m sure he has that much in graft tucked away somewhere…

  3. No One Of Consequence says:

    This is not a mystery.

    Hillary is running.

    If Cuomo remained in good graces, he would have been her biggest rival for the nomination. They had to take him out.

    Fredo was part of the package. Couldn’t leave him in a position to avenge his brother by kneecapping Hillary.

  4. John Oh says:

    Roger — Thanks! Best news I’ve had all week!

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