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Bluecheck David Leavitt Vs. TargetTori

Saturday, January 18th, 2020

Before yesterday I had no idea who David Leavitt is. Indeed, when I first came across the following tweets, I naturally assumed it was some sort of parody account:

Surely that’s got to be a parody, right? No being with an IQ above a toaster could possibly think they’re the noble one for trying to badger a retail sales worker into giving them a toothbrush based on obvious error, could they?

Wrong.

Also, he appears to be a damn liar:

For the second time this week (the first was #CNNisgarbage), right Twitter and left Twitter have come together to defend #TargetTori and condemn bluecheck David Leavitt for being a horrible human being:

And now the entire kerfuffle in video form:

And it goes without saying that he’s a member of #TheResistance, doesn’t it?

All in all, it’s the biggest Internet self-own since a guy named Adam Smith harassed a random Chick-fil-a worker at a drive-thru. That didn’t go well for him, either…

Update: Happy ending: