Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Joe Rogan Interviews Peter Zeihan (Part 2: China, Cartels and Drug Wars)

Here’s Part 2 of my coverage of Joe Rogan’s interview with Peter Zeihan. (Part one is here.) First up, covering familiar ground for BattleSwarm readers, why China is screwed. The rich world was a population column from [as opposed to … Continue reading →

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Joe Rogan Interviews Peter Zeihan (Part 1: Russo-Ukrainian War)

“Joe Rogan interviews Peter Zeihan” is obviously irresistible catnip for me, as any regular readers recognize. It’s like Rogan is reading my blog! (Joe, you should totally interview me! I’m a great speaker, I’m local, I can bring my dogs … Continue reading →

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A Failure Of The Victim Selection Process

Another criminal finds out the hard way that it is unwise to try and rob people in Texas. A customer at Ranchito Taqueria shot and killed a man who robbed the restaurant in southwest Houston late Thursday night, according to … Continue reading →

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A Tale Of Two Governors

If you want to know why Florida Governor Ron DeSantis is a leading presidential contender in 2024, and Texas Governor Greg Abbott is not, this story about DeSantis shaking up a college board of trustees provides a big hint. Governor … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for January 6, 2023

Greetings, and welcome to the Friday LinkSwarm! By the time you read this, Kevin McCarthy will have lost more elections than Pat Paulsen. Stop me if you’ve heard this before: “More U-Haul Trucks Left California Than Any Other State In … Continue reading →

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Limousine Liberals vs. Poor Boatniks

This is an interesting video on the conflict between some poor boatniks known as “Anchor-Outs” for anchoring in Richardson Bay, just off Sausalito, California, and a government entity known as the “Richardson Bay Regional Agency.” What’s the conflict? RBRA wants … Continue reading →

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Zeihan: The Dollar’s Demise As The Global Currency Is Greatly Exaggerated

“Every few months to couple of years, a new conventional wisdom takes hold that the United States is in its final years, if not final months, and some big political thing is going to happen that is going to dethrone … Continue reading →

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Dear Restaurants: Shove Your Damn QR Codes

Here’s a Louis Rossmann rant that hits home for me: How online menu apps for restaurants suck compared to ordinary paper menus. I hate having to scan QR codes on my phone just to get a menu so badly that … Continue reading →

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Texas Border Control Update for January 2, 2023

Some updates on Texas’ attempt to secure the border that the Biden Administration has intentionally left unsecured. First, Texas Governor Greg Abbott started building a shipping container wall along the border. Texas Governor Greg Abbott announced that on Tuesday shipping … Continue reading →

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Dave Barry’s 2022 Year In Review

Happy New Year, everyone! As is now tradition, we turn over our 2022 review duties to the capable hands of Dave Barry. January The national mood is gloomy, and it’s taking a heavy political toll on President Biden, as voters … Continue reading →

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