Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

There Is No Clown Car, Only Zuul

I’ve successfully managed to post the clown car update every Monday since January, but today is going to break the string thanks to a task that took up several hours on Sunday. But tomorrow should still see a one-day late … Continue reading →

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Most Sophisticated Bluehost Phising Scam Yet

So, a few days ago I got one of the most sophisticated phising scam messages I’ve ever received. Message: Bluehost.com 2:46 PM (5 hours ago) to me Hello, LAWRENCE PERSON We are contacting you today because we have disabled your … Continue reading →

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South Park Takes On Tranny Madness

Slaughtering the sacred cows other comedians won’t touch for fear of cancel culture, South Park takes on the madness of men competing in women’s athletics: On Wednesday, South Park illustrated the absurdity of allowing men who identify as women into … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for November 15, 2019

Enjoy a Friday LinkSwarm filled with news from the impeachment farce: Summary of George Kent’s testimony: Kent is not a first-hand witness and much of his testimony is based off of second-hand knowledge. [Page 206-207] Kevin Bacon has fewer degrees … Continue reading →

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Bill Burr on ABC Spiking the Epstein Story

Enjoy comedian Bill Burr’s pungent take on ABC burying the Epstein story. Very little new information, but a good articulation of the outrage most of the nation feels over the story, at perhaps a slightly higher level of profanity. “Oh … Continue reading →

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Joe Rogan on California’s Homeless Problem

Joe Rogan discusses homeless problems in San Francisco and Los Angeles with Rich Benoit (who’s evidently a YouTuber who salvages wrecked Teslas): Benoit talks about the huge number of homeless people on the streets of San Francisco, while Rogan discusses … Continue reading →

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Austin Half-Asses Its Homeless Problem

The problem with posting about Austin’s ongoing homeless problem is where to stop gathering data and throw up a post, since the left-wing politicians who created the problem refuse to do anything about solving it. So let’s just dig in: … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for November 11, 2019

Bloomberg is getting in, Holder is thinking about it, Yang boosts Williamson, the Steyer campaign commits a felony, and Biden keeps bide bide biding along at the top of polls. It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car update! Polls New York … Continue reading →

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Veterans Day: Honoring Hershel “Woody” Williams

For Veterans Day 2019, I’m honoring Hershel “Woody” Williams, Marine corporal and flamethrower operator during the Battle of Iwo Jima, one of two living Medal of Honor winners left from World War II. His citation reads: For conspicuous gallantry and … Continue reading →

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The Permanent Coup and Its Media Enablers

Lovers of irony got a double dish this week when the Washington Post mused aloud whether Republicans would accept political outcomes they didn’t like: .@washingtonpost asking if Republicans can accept political outcomes they don't like is like @BillClinton asking @Mike_Pence … Continue reading →

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