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About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for October 21, 2109

Biden’s going broke, Clinton accuses Gabbard of being a Russian agent, Angry Amy came to play, Tom Steyer’s the Make-A-Wish candidate, and Messam pulls in a whole $5 in Q3 campaign contributions. It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car update! Q3 … Continue reading →

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What It’s Like Inside China’s Gulags

Here’s a very grim look inside Chinese concentration camps for Uighers and other ethnic minorities: Twenty prisoners live in one small room. They are handcuffed, their heads shaved, every move is monitored by ceiling cameras. A bucket in the corner … Continue reading →

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Blink-182, in Coordination With the Saucer People and DARPA, Are Developing A New Generations of Superweapons

I know that headline reads like a Simpsons gag (all it needs is the reverse vampires), but that’s the actual thrust of this Washington Examiner story from Tom Rogan. This story is about 99% bunk by weight, but there are … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for October 18, 2019

Enjoy another Friday LinkSwarm. Brexit deal struck. But the UK parliament still needs to approve it. Lebanon is burning over the ruling coalition’s decision to impose higher taxes. Nationwide protests paralyzed Lebanon on Friday as demonstrators blocked major roads in … Continue reading →

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They Made Hypocrite Judgments After The Fact/But The Name Of The Game Is Be Hit And Hit Back

Boxer Patrick Day died after slipping into a coma following a knockout by Charles Conwell. The usual sorts are calling for a ban on the sport. Who is to blame for Day’s death? As far as I can tell, no … Continue reading →

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Science: Organism With No Brain, 720 Sexes

News from the world of science: A Paris zoo showcased a mysterious new organism on Wednesday…a yellowish unicellular small living being which looks like a fungus but acts like an animal. This newest exhibit of the Paris Zoological Park, which … Continue reading →

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Project Veritas Takes On CNN

Project Veritas managed to get a man inside CNN to cover the bias there, and he came back with a whole lot of footage. The first two videos, about how crime against rich white people than poor black people, probably … Continue reading →

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Ten Years of Blogging

My first post here on BattleSwarm was October 14, 2009, following Dwight’s lead, and only a day after my non-political blog. (Funny how Dwight and I and Borepatch all started blogging within a year of each other. Almost as if … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for October 14, 2019

Biden and Warren tie in Iowa, another debate looms, Harris continues to plummet, LBGTCrazy, indestructible Bernie is back on his feet, Yang is the new Ron Paul, and Beto is coming after your church. It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car … Continue reading →

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Giant Animatronic Donald Trump As Warhammer 40K God Emperor

This was a float at an Italian festival in February: For those unfamiliar with the Warhammer 40,000 universe, here President Trump is kitted out as the immortal God-Emperor of all mankind. On the float, Trump resembles the Emperor in His … Continue reading →

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