Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Paxton Takes Aim At Austin Homeless Industrial Complex

Posted on December 5, 2024 by Lawrence Person

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton took time out from his busy schedule of suing the federal government to sue a tendril of the Austin homeless industrial complex. Attorney General Ken Paxton has sued Sunrise Homeless Navigation Center (SHNC), a South … Continue reading →

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Jaguar Continues Brand Suicide

Posted on December 4, 2024 by Lawrence Person

It seems that trying to Bud Light their brand was just the beginning of Jaguar’s brand suicide. For a couple of weeks, images have been floating around online showing some hideous pink monstrosity that was dismissed as merely concept art. … Continue reading →

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Syria’s Civil War Unfreezes

Posted on December 2, 2024 by Lawrence Person

And the latest long-simmering hotspot to flare up overnight is (spins wheel) SYRIA! Who had their chips on Syria? The Syria civil war has more or less been frozen for the last, what, two years? That’s not the case anymore, … Continue reading →

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Ryan Long On “Activists”

Posted on December 1, 2024 by Lawrence Person

“Lazy Thanksgiving Weekend Video Blogging” continues here at BattleSwarm, with a random Ryan Long comedy bit on activists. “I feel like vegans are the most hated activist group vegans get so much shit. People will be like ‘FUck you. You’re … Continue reading →

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USA vs. Russia: Who Wins?

Posted on November 30, 2024 by Lawrence Person

A certain commenter on a certain thread asserted that the Russo-Ukrainian War continued because “Putin determined that he could thoroughly degrade the military power of the United States.” Yeah. No. Rather than a detailed, point-by-point refutation, I’m going to let … Continue reading →

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Prepper/Black Friday Shopping Guide

Posted on November 29, 2024 by Lawrence Person

Since I know many of you will be shopping on Black Friday, here’s A.) Listing some basic prepping and cold weather gear, and B.) Providing possible gifts or purchases for items I approve of. I’ve included Amazon links, but for … Continue reading →

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A Babylon Bee Thanksgiving

Posted on November 28, 2024 by Lawrence Person

Happy Thanksgiving! A hope all of you have a great day eating too much food with your family and love ones! For those left-wing sorts, the Babylon Bee provides a handy guide (in their usual helpful way) for “How to … Continue reading →

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Walmart Abandons Wokeness

Posted on November 27, 2024 by Lawrence Person

It’s pretty big news when the largest retailer in America abandons wokeness. Anti-woke crusader Robby Starbuck has been on a mission to shift the corporate landscape in America from insanity and rainbows to what he considers “sanity and neutrality.” He … Continue reading →

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Babylon Bee On Democrats Rethinking Their Approach

Posted on November 26, 2024 by Lawrence Person

The Babylon Bee just dropped a video on Democrats “rethinking” their approach. “The election did not go as we planned it.” “Only because the voters are racist, misogynist garbage.” “I don’t understand. We all said that if Trump won, it’d … Continue reading →

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