If ObamaCare weren’t destroying the lives of millions, you could almost feel sorry for their colossal ineptitude at every aspect of ObamaCare.
Almost.
But the most recent of Obama’s risible “Sell ObamaCare to your relatives at holidays” gambits is far and away the most mockable:
How do you plan to spend the cold days of December? http://t.co/Rwf5AYc3bG #GetTalking pic.twitter.com/PBQ397yLf4
— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) December 17, 2013
And thus #PajamaBoy was born. There are topics that just cry out for my special brand of sensitivity, and PajamaBoy is one of those topics:
The only way #PajamaBoy could look less macho is if there were pictures of #HelloKitty on his onsie.
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
So who is #Pajamaboy going to talk about #ObamaCare with on Christmas: his mother, his cat, or his imaginary Canadian girlfriend?
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#pajamaboy: The centerfold for this month's edition of Internet Tough Guy magazine.
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#pajamaboy: A Superhero for the 1st century! "Able to stay in his parent's basement until 26!"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#pajamaboy: Still believes in Santa Klaus, The Tooth Fairy, and Obama telling the truth.
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#pajamaboy: Once shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. Since it was a Nerf gun, it didn't turn out to well.
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#PajamaBoy would be drinking a #PBR, but his mom doesn't allow alcohol in her basement.
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
Eventually I started channeling #PajamaBoy himself:
#PajamaBoy: "With these fabulous curtains and throw-pillows I sewed, you can hardly tell it's a basement!"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#PajamaBoy: "Normally when I dream I'm a Disney Princess, I dream I'm Belle, but last night I dreamed I was Ariel. A trip to the beach?"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#PajamaBoy: "Yes, I still have all The Wigglies albums. Why do you ask?"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#PajamaBoy: "Behold the full armed and operational power of this Glee Club!"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#PajamaBoy: "Mom, you bought me the wrong type of Lunchables! I wanted the ones with the smoothies!"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
#PajamaBoy: "Mom, I can't take out the trash now! Andrea Mitchell is on!"
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 18, 2013
Others, of course, were right there in the trenches of derisive mockery with me:
#PajamaBoy selfie pic.twitter.com/NNlemABt9X
— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 18, 2013
This #Obamacare #pajamaboy reminds me of another #Obamacare supporting Democrat #tcot #p2 @TwitchyTeam pic.twitter.com/sZOZP47av8
— Chris Coon (@Coondawg68) December 18, 2013
Little-known fact: #PajamaBoy was not their first choice as a model. pic.twitter.com/CjkbIwJaIW
— Angela Nelson (@angelaisms) December 18, 2013
