John Kerry Deploys James Taylor To Fight Jihad

So how did John Kerry apologize for the Obama Administration not sending a representative to the most important anti-Jihad rally in history?

He had James Taylor sing “You’ve Got A Friend.”

No. Really. That’s an actual thing that actually happened:

I’m trying to think of the last music performance that generated such cringe-worthy embarrassment for all involved. It may have been this:

I’m trying to imagine a musical choice that would have been more pathetic and I’m failing. Sir-Mix-A-Lot singing “Baby Got Back” would be more head-scratching, but at least wouldn’t have called for a double facepalm.

Well, I guess Cheap Trick’s “Surrender” would have been slightly more insulting.

A few Twitter reactions:

Thank God Kerry was never elected President…

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