Corker Retires, Instapundit Demurs

Setup:

“The chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, Sen. Bob Corker, R-Tenn., announced Tuesday that he will leave the Senate when his term expires next year, and will not seek re-election.”

Shot:

Chaser:

“Sure, fine, but what if I won? Do you hate me so much?”

Someone has to take a bullet for the team. Besides, think of all the blogging opportunities! You’d finally be able to report on the graft from the inside!

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