Ready for a detailed, insightful analysis of steroid-abusing, multiply-arrested, fake Seminole Crazy Florida Bomber Guy Cesar Altieri Sayoc, Jr.?
Yeah, me neither.
Instead, have a collection of tweets and an old Saturday Night Live sketch (“old” as in “halfway between now and back when it was really funny”) based on the fact that both Sayoc and Rep. Steve Scalise shooter James T. Hodgkinson both lived out of their vans.
What if the Russians laundered money through Khashoggi to pay Avenatti to hire Florida Bomber Guy?
PROVE ME WRONG!
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) October 26, 2018
Here's a dive into Cesar Sayoc's batshit twitter feed, on which he routinely sent death threats to prominent Dems https://t.co/JDEJiUHafU
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) October 26, 2018
I know Solo was disappointing, but…
— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) October 26, 2018
"Mail bomb" sender Cesar Sayoc priors:
91- Theft
94- Domestic Violence
03- Bomb threat
04- Illegal ID
04- Controlled substance
04- Evidence tampering
09- Foreclosure
09- operating w/out license
13- Theft
13- Battery
14- Theft
15- Probation violation
+many traffic & drug arrests— Jordan Schachtel (@JordanSchachtel) October 26, 2018
— The Daily Wire (@realDailyWire) October 26, 2018
Reminder – If this van were covered in pro-ISIS bumper stickers, the media today would be telling us not to rush to judgment on motive. https://t.co/OFM9g66V57
— Rusty Weiss 🤔🇺🇸 (@rustyweiss74) October 26, 2018
A bizarre statement in Cesar Sayoc’s @Linkedin profile: pic.twitter.com/Y4RWeiH4Bk
— Peter Peter 🎃 Eater (@PeterSchorschFL) October 26, 2018
Tags: Cesar Altieri Sayoc, Crime, Florida, James T. Hodgkinson, Jr., video