BOOM! Oberlin College Hit By Maximum Punitive Damages in Gibson Bakery Case

Boom goes the breaking news dynamite:

The jury just rendered its verdict on punitive damages in the Gibson’s Bakery v. Oberlin College case.

Daniel McGraw, our reporter in the courtroom, reports that in addition to the $11.2 million compensatory damages awarded last Friday, the jury awarded a total of $33 million in punitive damages, which will probably be reduced by the court to $22 million because of the state law cap at twice compensatory (it’s not an absolute cap, but probably will apply here). That brings the total damages to $33 million. We will have the breakdown soon. The jury also awarded attorney’s fees, to be determined by the judge.

The breakdown was:

David Gibson – $17.5 million punitive damages

Allyn W. Gibson — $8.75 million punitive damages

Gibson Bros. Inc. (the Bakery) – $6,973,500 punitive damages

Oberlin was saying that their financial situation is so precarious that a big award would finish them off, despite having an endowment worth $887 million, and only having 10% of the student body pay full tuition. Twitchy had some pungent replies:

Also:

You can be a stable institution of higher education, or you can get woke and wage social justice warfare.

Pick one.

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5 Responses to BOOM! Oberlin College Hit By Maximum Punitive Damages in Gibson Bakery Case

  1. Howard says:

    Wah, bitches. See if your SJW buddies will crowdfund your defense. (actually, they probably will … maybe Ben & Jerry’s will pitch in, too, along with the 187 other companies doing their virtue-signaling lately … but … I think I would be fine with that)

  2. Howard says:

    Get woke? Go broke!

  3. Howard says:

    How is it that a college with 2800 students also has 1100 faculty?

  4. Lawrence Person says:

    Howard: I’m guessing the nominal $70,000 a year per student may have something to do with it…

  5. Howard says:

    That’s one thing that bugs me. If something is priced at $70k, and yet 90% of consumers purchase it at a discount (grants and scholarships) … that feels like deceptive pricing. Maybe legal, but still shitty.

    Gotta think, if you’re an Obie student and you’re among the 10% paying full-price, you have to wonder if you’re being ripped off.

    Oh … and, here’s a gem I just learned: guess where Lena Dunham went to school?

    LOL

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