Predicting The Order Democrats Exit the Clown Car

Ann Althouse noted Steve Bullock’s departure from the presidential race and asked what will be the order the next candidates drop out in?

Here’s my guess.

Before the primaries:

  • Michael Bennet
  • Julian Castro

After Iowa:

  • John Delaney
  • Marianne Williamson

After New Hampshire:

  • Deval Patrick

After South Carolina/Nevada:

  • Kamala Harris
  • Cory Booker

After Super Tuesday:

  • Tom Steyer
  • Amy Klobuchar
  • Andrew Yang

Taking their campaign all the way to the convention floor:

  • Joe Biden
  • Bernie Sanders
  • Pete Buttigieg
  • Elizabeth Warren
  • Michael Bloomberg
  • Tulsi Gabbard

I believe Bloomberg and Gabbard will soldier on despite no hope of winning. There’s a chance Yang takes this route as well. There’s also a chance Castro and Harris stay in until Super Tuesday in hopes of winning home state delegates in Texas and California, but I think they’re already toast. And with Patrick’s campaign essentially stillborn, there’s a chance he packs it up before Iowa as well.

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One Response to “Predicting The Order Democrats Exit the Clown Car”

  1. Pyrthroes says:

    Any other clinically deranged, grotesquely maleficent grunge-buckets such as Michelle Banana or the scrofulous MzBill? Having relentlessly dumbed down, flogged out, two whole generations of quota-baby layabouts, Rats now face a severe dearth of –how you say?– functional adults, defined as halfway decent citizens of ability, character, integrity, whose resumes include competitive private-sector initiatives entailing risk/reward?

    Slick Willy fussed and grunted; Benedict Barack Gangrenous simpered through eight years, then Bobbletwot-Wunderschlumpf-MzBill lollygagged her rumpfed-ronyon way to meltdown on Rats’ Conniption Nite some three years back. Whatever tawdry hamster’s next, anything less than an 80% black vote will render will drive its hooting, honking, smoking schlonk-mobile to Swampland Purgatory. May the Farce be with ’em.

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