Did Anyone Have “Rabid Bat” On Their 2020 Bingo Card?

Anyone?

2020 did.

The year that had everything. https://t.co/ivbrmMTxQ7

— Scott Adams (@ScottAdamsSays) August 8, 2020

“How Jorgensen came into contact with the bat remains unknown.”

Well, thanks for clearing that up!

“But wait! We already had ‘bat disease’ on the bingo card!”

“But not ‘Rabid Bat Bites Presidential Candidate!'”

Rabid bats: Yet another reason for his staff to keep Joe Biden in the basement.

With the thinnest of justifications, here’s Ozzy Osbourne’s “Crazy Train” (which is a pretty good theme for 2020):

Also: Open thread.