Reimaging Austin Police: Absolute Fucking Lunacy

The hard left-wing, Critical Race Theory-embracing, Social Justice Warrior-staffed “City-Community Reimagining Public Safety (RPS) Task Force” has come up with recommendations for “reimagining” (i.e. defunding and destroying) the Austin Police Department. And most are absolutely bugfuck insane.

All across the country, more mainstream Democrats are waking up to the fact that the “defund the police” messaging crushed them at the polls, hemorrhaging black and Hispanic voters to the GOP in record numbers. But that didn’t deter the task force in the least! They’re going full steam ahead with the same madness that’s resulted in skyrocketing crime rates across the country.

The document is filled top-to-bottom with wokespeak codswallop, but a whole lot of it boils to a single word: GIMME! Over and over again, the RPS task force, staffed from leftwing activists groups, demands that taxpayer money be taken away from the police and funneled directly into their pockets. Let me see if I can translate the choicer bits into comprehensible English:

  • “Equity Reinvestment in Community Working Group Goal: Identify and create upstream mechanisms that prevent the need for policing and invest in impacted communities to address long standing inequities.” Translation: Take money away from the police and give it to us so we can spread the graft and fraud far and wide among far-left activists.
  • “There is both a need for immediate, direct economic support for Austin residents who have been made the most vulnerable and are facing critical needs as well as long-term and sustain-able investment in community equity.” Translation: Spend more money on welfare so we can get our paws on it and create more voters dependent on the state.
  • “The City invest at least $11 million from the current fiscal year budget to be used to address the needs of 10 neighborhoods that have high concentrations of poverty, high unemployment, limited access to health insurance, high concentrations of COVID cases and/or a high level of need for basic-needs assistance based on calls to 2-1-1.” Translation: No, really, we want all the money to flow through us so we can wet our beaks.
  • “The City invest $44.8 million annually starting in FY 2021-22 to support long-term and sustainable investment in community equity. a. The City will develop strategically located neighborhood ‘hubs’ managed by local grassroots organizations and administered by the City’s Equity Office in collaboration with Austin Public Health.” Translation: SHUT UP AND GIVE US THE MONEY! WE WANT ALL OF IT! ALL OF IT MUST FLOW THROUGH OUR STICKY FINGERS! COUGH IT UP!
  • “Oversee the implementation and distribution of a guaranteed income pilot program for residents in the hubs’ jurisdiction in the form of direct recur-ring cash payments. Total $12 million annually.” Translation: We’re taking money from police and paying people not to work. And you’re paying for it, Austin taxpayers.
  • “There are a number of Austin neighborhoods that are suffering simultaneously from over-policing and under-investment.” Translation: Take money from the police and give it to us!
  • “The City via the Equity Office will set aside $100,000 each for 10 neighborhood areas that have seen the greatest health and economic impacts from the pandemic. The City, through the Equity Office, must engage community partners (organizations) already engaged with and centering residents, to identify and distribute to residents in need.” Translation: Give us $1 million in slush funds we can use for ‘walking around money’ to buy votes! (I do note that one of the criteria for determining which neighborhoods get designated is “Areas lacking tree canopy coverage.”)
  • “Annual Investment of Funds to Support Neighborhood Hubs. Once at least five neighborhood hub sites have been selected, the City Equity Office will designate panels of community members that will select partner organizations to manage and lead the organization of each hub. Screening should be stringent; the panel should demonstrate that selected organizations have an established history of direct community engagement and out-reach with directly impacted communities, especially non-white communities, marginalized and underserved populations, and other survivors of structural violence.” Translation: Create government organizations for money transfer and then put leftwing groups in charge of them!
  • “These neighborhood hubs will be created and staffed by the neighborhoods, and local community members will determine and prioritize both the needs in their community that the hubs should address and what resources are needed.” Translation: Give us patronage jobs for leftwing cronies!
  • “As an additional step towards this City’s divestment from policing and investment into community wellbeing, stability, growth and safety, this Working Group supports and calls for the implementation of the Community Health Workforce recommendation set forth by the Public Health Reinvestment working group. We believe the development of a community health worker workforce complements our recommendations in advancing our goal of equity reinvestment.” Translation: Fire police officers and hire leftwing social workers instead!
  • “Utilize paid commercials, TV, Radio, social media, billboards & busses, bus stops (in mul-tiple languages) to notify the community about City Council conduct prior to, during and post any city council meetings.” Be sure to kickback some money to our friends in the leftwing media via ad dollars.
  • “IMMEDIATELY invest $5M for the Communications & Public Information Office (CPIO) budget to cover translation and interpretation services.” Translation: Fund our Ministry of Propaganda!
  • “Fund immigrant defense through the public defender’s office.” Translation: Use taxpayer money to hire leftwing lawyers to keep illegal aliens here so they can vote for Democrats when we amnesty them.
  • “Include a base budget line item for community engagement, flexible funds to pay partners (community organizations) for the following (including/but not limited to):
    • translation/interpretation services
    • child care
    • venue support
    • remote access support
    • request community organization(s) to provide facilitation
    • community person(s) who can provide above
    • stipend for resident(s) with lived experience to support above

    Translation: Hire more leftwing activists!. You have to admire the chutzpah of demanding money for “resident(s) with lived experience.” (Critical Race Theory postulates that only non-white people have “lived experience.”) They want taxpayers to pay leftwing activists merely for living.

  • “$250K, annually, added to the base budget of the Equity Office for 2 new staff members (salary/benefits for 2 FTEs).” Translation: Hire more leftwing activists for leftwing agitation!
  • They want to “Take contracting out of APD control.” Because of course they do. Translation: You have to let us stick our fingers in all the pies!
  • Additional police units and functions they want to defund:

    • $216,581 Crowd management
    • $2,276,488 Gang Suppression Unit
    • $312,381 Nuisance Abatement
    • $600,00010 Riverside Togetherness Project
    • $1,453,743 US Marshals’ Lone Star Fugitive Task Force
    • $685,161 Weapons and military supplies (rifles, pistols, ammunition, “less lethal”, targets & backers)
    • ~$7.6M Training and recruitment of new cadets
    • $3,174,647 Overtime
    • $5,634,493 Park Police
    • $2,042,835 Mounted Patrol
    • $53,519 Specialized Patrol
    • $17M ~10% of “Neighborhood policing” patrol
    • $7,408,707 Motors

    They want to get rid of the mounted patrol because they’re too popular, provide good press for the police, and are effective at countering antifa/#BlackLivesMatter rioters. Same thing for police dogs (“Dog bite incidents primarily involve Hispanic and Black men,” i.e., the same demographics that disproportionately commit crimes), which are too popular and effective to keep funding.

    $4,471,999 Special events: Take APD entirely out of event review and security. Convene a team of community members to co-create a re envisioned [sic] process for event safety that includes unarmed security. Re-assess needs and reduce spending so that some of this money can be reallocated.

    Translation: We’re going to make every concert and event unarmed targets for mass shooters.

    Safety is…freedom of speech and movement without surveillance In Austin, community members who are organizing events or simply going about their daily lives are subject to ever-growing surveillance. Through video surveillance and real-time monitoring, we are all being watched. Through the Austin Regional Intelligence Center (ARIC), a cadre of untrained informants are encouraged to report “suspicious behavior”. Recently, Black activists organizing cultural events were surveilled by a social media mining contract, also through ARIC. This data, as well as police interactions are uploaded into databases shared with hundreds of other law enforcement agencies, including DHS and ICE. This surveillance leans into Trumpi-an narratives of Black organizers as “Black Identity Extremists” and lays the groundwork for COINTEL-PRO style attacks on community organizers at the local and federal level. It also endan-gers immigrant communities by sharing their location data with ICE, placing anyone who leaves their home at risk of deportation and family separation. The city must immediately defund and decommission this surveillance infrastructure and ensure that data is deleted from shared law enforcement databases.

    Recommendations:

    1. Defund the following budget items
    • $2,022,228 Austin Regional Intelligence Center (ARIC)
    • $2,402,429 *Real Time Crime Center / HALO
    • $55,500.00 StarChase Pursuit Management Technology Solution

    Translation: Stop watching our precious criminals and violent leftwing radicals!

    “The Patrol & Surveillance working group met with 40 people directly impacted by incarceration, deportation, or immigration enforcement.” Translation: We met with crooks and illegal aliens. Shockingly, they don’t like police, and approve of transfer money from police to us.

    Safety is…ending the war on drugs and treating drug use as a public health issue Communities of color have been deeply harmed by the war on drugs. Many drug possession and distribution statutes were crafted to have intentionally harsher sentences for substances more often used by Black, brown, and poor communities. Many disparities remain. The 2020 Austin racial profiling report showed stark racial disparities in probable cause searches leading to arrest and prosecution for drug charges. K9 units can exacerbate the impact of existing bias, as it has been shown that handlers often consciously or unconsciously cue their dogs when they expect to find something, which then allows a search. They can also lead to greater use of force and escalate encounters unnecessarily due to the historic trauma associated with police dogs, particularly for Black Americans.18 Furthermore, criminalization and incarceration fail to address addiction or its underlying causes. Imagine the behavioral and mental health treatment services that we could fund with $10.4 million, and the impact on safety in families and communities if the city fund-ed recovery instead of punishment.

    Recommendations:

    1. Defund the following budget items:
    • $1,713,812 K-9 Unit
    • $1,286,953 K-9 Interdiction
    • ~7.5M Narcotics (conspiracy, support, street) Total: $10.4M
    2. Reallocate this money to fund:
    • Behavioral and mental health treatment services, particularly Harm Reduction drop-in centers and concurrent Medication Assisted Treatment programs as recommended by the Public Health Reinvestment working group
    • Low-income and supportive housing, including a harm reduction housing first program as recommended by the Public Health Reinvestment working group and housing trusts for trans people of color, housing subsidy programs, and crisis safety net programs as recommended by the VSSP working group.

    Translation: “We love those giant open-air crack, heroin and meth markets in Baltimore, San Francisco and Seattle and want them here in Austin!” Also, note, once again, the desire to funnel money into homeless housing. The Homeless Industrial Complex must offer lots of opportunities for graft, given how hard leftwing grifters push for it.

    We will save observations on the difference between ad hoc de-facto legalization of narcotics and actual conscious phased legalization for another time.

    They even object to APD handing out food and toys.

    When uniformed officers run programs for under-resourced kids or hand out baseball cards in schools, we are teaching a whole new generation that safety means police, even as youth of color are killed by police outside the limited context of those programs. It is APD’s responsibility to stop the harm, not the community’s responsibility to trust or forgive police while harm continues to occur. Instead of paying officers to do damage control for APD’s image, the city should reallocate these resources to fund community based initiatives that truly prevent and address violence.

    Translation: 1. Cops are always evil. 2. Hard left organizations are “the community.” 3. “Reallocate these resources” means, as always, “Give us all the money!”

    Over and over and over again, all RPS “suggestions” boil down to the same thing: “Give us the money, and create sanctioned leftwing bureaucracies that entrench our power and control.” By contrast, they want APD disarmed and powerless.

    Here are some other lunatic suggestions:

    • The entire $210,604,299 Neighborhood-Based Policing line item in the APD budget should be phased out because it is based on an inherently problematic model. Driving around looking for “criminals” is based in a system of surveillance and control enforced through the threat of violence.
    • No more cadet classes. Training officers in this model will inevitably create an “us vs. them” mentality regardless of what the training looks like.
    • Phase out all use of deadly weapons. Maintaining a fully armed and staffed police force is a public safety threat. It is intolerable that many Black and Brown people pulled over in traffic stops fear for their lives from the people who are paid to protect them. This reality cannot be addressed with more community outreach; it will only be resolved by stopping the danger to their lives.
    • Traffic enforcement should be decoupled. State level changes are needed to decriminalize traffic offenses and allow unarmed civil servants to direct traffic and make stops for civil traffic violations. There are some interim changes that are possible now.
    • Reallocate money from policing to reinvest in economic, health, and housing resources that create REAL safety and well-being for overpoliced communities. Communities of color are deprived of the resources they need to survive, which fuels a vicious cycle of criminalization. We are all safer when everyone in our community has what they need to survive.

    And by “all” they mean “left-wing activists” and by “safer” they mean “richer.” They just want to defund and disarm the police so antifa and #BlackLivesMatters mobs can run riot over the city. Is that so much to ask?

    The entire paper is full of logical fallacies, such as jumping from “police can’t prevent all crimes” to “police are useless and should be defunded.”

    The rest of the document is a laundry list of leftwing causes, from solar power to free bus passes for anyone on welfare.

    Here is a list of all the hard-left lunatics who contributed to this report, so we can know in the future never to trust anything any of these people are involved in ever again:

    • Brion Oaks – Chief Equity Officer, Equity Office
    • Paula X. Rojas – Communities of Color United (CCU)
    • Nuria Rivera-Vandermyde – Deputy City Manager
    • Rey Arellano – Assistant City Manager
    • Shannon Jones – Interim Assistant City Manager
    • Farah Muscadin – Director, Office of Police Oversight
    • Quincy Dunlap – Austin Area Urban League
    • Hailey Easley – Austin Asian Community Health Initiative
    • Jessica Johnson – Texas Fair Defense Project
    • Monica Guzmán – Go! Austin/Vamos! Austin (GAVA)
    • Priscilla Hale – allgo
    • Dawn Handley – Integral Care
    • Chris Harris – Texas Appleseed
    • David Johnson – Grassroots Leadership
    • Amanda Lewis – Survivor Justice Project
    • Nelson Linder – National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP)
    • Kathy Mitchell – Just Liberty
    • Chas Moore – Austin Justice Coalition
    • Cary Roberts – Greater Austin Crime Commission
    • Matt Simpson – American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU)
    • Alicia Torres – ICE Fuera de Austin
    • Cate Graziani – Texas Harm Reduction Alliance
    • Marisa Perales – City of Austin Environmental Commission/Texas Campaign for the Environment Fund/Clean Water Action
    • Andrea Black – May First Movement
    • Elias Cortez – Texas Harm Reduction Alliance
    • Raul Alvarez – Community Advancement Network
    • Nyeka Arnold – Black Austin Coalition

    Needless to say, Austin should defund any “Equity Office” and no taxpayer money should fund any of these organizations in the future.

    Note: The Austin City Manager will unveil a new budget on Friday, so sane Austinites should be prepared to fight hard if any of these garbage ideas are included.

    (Hat tip: johnnyk20001.)

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    21 Responses to “Reimaging Austin Police: Absolute Fucking Lunacy”

    1. Mike-SMO says:

      They always ignore the fact that the “troubled” people in “troubled” neighborhoods are the descendants of the “troubled” West Africans, that were a burden to their fellow West Africans, that was transferred into the Atlantic Slave Trade for tinkets and rum. It is no surprise that the descendants of the “troubled” have more than their share of problems. Don’t blame “racism”. “Troubled” is what they were selected for. Don’t blame “race”. The “normal” immigrants seem to do OK in school and in jobs. Africa may not have a large number of Nobel winners in science or mathematics, but it doesn’t take a “genius” to be a good neighbor or co-worker. The problem with Team Ghetto isn’t smarts. Hostile and uncooperative isn’t related to “smart”.

      Neither the Arabs nor the Europeans made a significant penetration into the jungles. The U.S. didn’t do all that well in South-East Asia centuries later with automatic weapons, flame throwers, herbicides, and B-52 strikes. West Africa got rid of their “trouble”, i.e. non-productive, uncooperative people who would not earn their keep. Those are the roots of our Ghetto. I am pretty sure that there was no warranty on those sales.

      I doubt that there is any documentation of this process, but the Oyo (Yoruba) and Akan (Ashanti) Empires demanded humans as tribute from the smaller tribes but I will bet that the local Chiefs/Elders/Leaders didn’t send their best and brightest to be traded for consumer goods from Europe. Hence Detroit, Chicago, Baltimore, East Saint Louis, Camden, etc.

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    3. T Migratorious says:

      Wow, that report is pretty delusional, even for Austin. It looks like one of two things happened. Option 1: A group of like-minded people got together and agreed so enthusiastically on what needed to be done that they engaged in a left-wing grifter, pie-in-the-sky feeding frenzy. Option 2: The like-minded people actually realized that the time for this tripe has passed, shrugged their shoulders, and said, “WTH. Go big or go home.”

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    5. Kangarew says:

      The clinical term for this type of thinking is batshit crazy.

    6. MH says:

      To quote “Dr. Zola”: “The sanity of the plan is of no consequence.”

    7. ant7 says:

      “Go big or go home.”

      they’re gonna wish they’d gone home.

    8. mikee says:

      You scoffed at the inclusion of tree canopy coverage as if it isn’t a thing. Here in Austin, the CITY determines what one does with trees on one’s own property, and has onerous permitting processes limiting the pruning or removal of trees over 8″ diameter. If you have trees on your land, those trees aren’t really your property, according to the City of Austin. Cut one down without proper permitting, and face fines up to $800 per inch of tree diameter. That would be $16,000 for a 20″ tree cut down on your own property. Why this isn’t seen as a government taking without due process or recompense is beyond me.

    9. Tom says:

      “Community equity”. Words fail.

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