Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
As a public service, I am once again offering up this video of William Shatner showing you how not to fry a Turkey:
Happy eating, and stay safe!
Posts Tagged ‘Thanksgiving’
William Shatner PSA on How Not To Set Yourself on Fire Frying a Turkey
Thursday, November 22nd, 2018A Quick and Easy Method to Ensure Peace and Harmony At Your Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner
Thursday, November 23rd, 2017The holidays can be a confusing time for some people. Especially if you’re “woke” and you’ve spend years reading articles about how you should annoy your relatives with your inane opinions about ObamaCare, global warming or Donald Trump. As an alternative to assure peace and harmony at your family Thanksgiving dinner, I offer you this alternative piece of advice:
Shut your pie hole!
Yes. Your pie hole. The orifice into which you shovel food. Shut it!
To elaborate:
If you follow this one handy tip, you can make Thanksgiving more enjoyable for everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, November 24th, 2016Here’s Jim Geraghty’s piece on how to survive Thanksgiving with relatives who have been freebasing those “how to talk down to your racist redneck JesusLand freak relatives about Trump” articles from Salon and Vox.
And to celebrate, here’s the classic “Turkeys Away” segment from WKRP in Cincinnati:
Edited to Add: Via Ace of Spades comes an alternate take on the subject: “How to Talk to Your Pansy Marxist Nephew at Thanksgiving.”
How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle
Thursday, November 26th, 2015And now something lite for the holidays: How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle, which touches on such important points as:
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Ronald Reagan’s 1986 Thanksgiving Address
Thursday, November 28th, 2013Expect slow blogging the rest of the week while I’m giving thanks by stuffing my face, so here’s Ronald Reagan’s 1986 Thanksgiving address.
“It’s people, not government, who create wealth and provide growth.”
Quite a contrast with current occupant of the White House…
A Quick Pre-Thanksgiving LinkSwarm
Wednesday, November 21st, 2012Lots of larger pieces in various stage of construction, but rather than put them up when everyone is getting ready for Thanksgiving, here’s a quick LinkSwarm:
Happy Thanksgiving!