Tag Archives: Joe Biden

Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for March 9, 2020

Posted on March 9, 2020 by Lawrence Person

EVERYBODY DROPPED OUT, except Grandpa Simpson, Grandpa Commie, and…Hot Surfer Girl? It’s Clinton-Sanders II, except Biden isn’t as widely loathed and Hillary was only physically decrepit. It’s no longer a clown car, but I’m going to keep the name because, … Continue reading →

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Super Tuesday Results: The Two-And-A-Half Men Race

Posted on March 4, 2020 by Lawrence Person

All that “Bernie is the inevitable nominee” talk? Yeah, not so much. They’re still counting, but it looks like Biden won: Alabama Arkansas Oklahoma Maine (though less than a point separates them there) Massachusetts(!) Minnesota North Carolina Tennessee Texas Virginia … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for March 2, 2020

Posted on March 2, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Biden’s back, Bernie’s coronation is postponed, Buttigieg and Steyer are Out, Bloomberg sucks up to China, Super Tuesday looms, and Biden seeks help from the Holy Roman Empire. It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car update! Delegates Right now the delegate … Continue reading →

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South Carolina: Biden Wins First Primary…Ever

Posted on March 1, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Onetime frontrunner Joe Biden has now won his first primary. Biden won with 48.4% of the votes, with Bernie Sanders getting 19.9%, the only two above the 15% threshold for delegates. Biden is predicted to get 34 delegates, and Bernie … Continue reading →

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The Twitter Primary for February 2020

Posted on February 25, 2020 by Lawrence Person

As I did in previous months, here’s an update on the number of Twitter followers of the Democratic presidential candidates, updated since last month’s update. Six months ago I started using a tool that gives me precise Twitter follower counts. … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for February 24, 2020

Posted on February 24, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Bernie’s the frontrunner, Bloomberg battered over fat broads and horse-faced lesbians, more slams against #NeverTrump, plus a gratuitous Slashdot joke. It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car update! Delegates They’re still not through counting in Nevada, but right now the delegate … Continue reading →

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Nevada: Bernie First, Biden Second

Posted on February 23, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Three contests, three Bernie wins. Sanders wins Nevada with 46% of the convention delegates (and 39% of the popular vote), Biden comes in second (with 19.5% of delegates and 18.6% of popular votes), and Buttigieg third with 15.3% of delegates … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for February 17, 2020

Posted on February 17, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Bloomberg channels Barney, Yang, Bennet and Patrick are Out, enjoy the Buttigieg Platitude Generator, Bernie bros break out the blacklist for Bloomberg hires, and Mayor Pete has a fake Nigerian problem. It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car update! The Nevada … Continue reading →

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New Hampshire Results: The Bidenburg Crashes and Burns

Posted on February 12, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Unlike Iowa, we actually have results to chew on the next morning. Bernie Sanders Pete Buttigieg Amy Klobuchar (only those three pick up delegates) Elizabeth Warren Joe Biden Tom Steyer Tulsi Gabbard Andrew Yang Others Deval Patrick Michael Bennet Two … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for February 10, 2020

Posted on February 10, 2020 by Lawrence Person

Iowa screws everything up, the Bernie juggernaut gathers momentum, there was another debate, and Biden calls a voter a “lying dog-faced pony soldier.” It’s your Democratic Presidential clown car update! Delegates So Sanders got 6,000 more votes than Buttigieg in … Continue reading →

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