Many people think today’s youth are stupider than than those in the past, and two teenagers who robbed a gun store and then displayed the stolen weapons on Instagram certainly argue in favor of the proposition.
Three teenagers have been arrested in connection with a July break-in at a Pflugerville gun store where 34 firearms were stolen.
For those unfamiliar with central Texas, Pflugerville is just north of Austin and just south of Round Rock.
One of the teens, at just 15 years old, had two active warrants and an extensive history of burglaries and firearms.
Two of the teens were arrested last month. On August 19, police said a third teen was arrested in the ongoing investigation.
On July 2 at around 4:30 a.m., Pflugerville police responded to GT Distributors on New Meister Lane about a business alarm. When officers arrived, they saw two people crouching behind an SUV parked in front of the business.
The two got inside the SUV and immediately fled the scene, passing directly in front of officers, who noted that the car had several distinctive characteristics, including a personalized license plate, five-spoke alloy wheels, two large roof-rack cross members, a chrome strip along the lower part of the doors and a distinct blue paint job.
Officers found the front glass door of the business had been smashed by a large rock, and inside multiple firearm display and storage cases had been broken into and shattered glass littered the floor.
I don’t want to be critical of the victims, but if the door to your gun store can be opened with a rock, you need better security.
Surveillance footage from the store showed two people arriving in a blue Audi SUV parking, backing up into a parking space right in front of the store, then getting out. The two were seen using a large rock to smash into the door glass, then to break into the display cases. The suspects took multiple firearms, hiding them in their pockets.
If they’re breaking in with a rock and stuffing guns in their pockets, this heist doesn’t exactly bespeak of months of meticulous planning.
They made multiple trips between the display cases and the SUV. They were seen on video unsuccessfully trying to break into more cases with the rock, then fleeing the store. They then got into the SUV and fled the scene.
As is so often the case in similar crimes, the SUV was stolen. Indeed, using a stolen vehicle seems to be the only semi-intelligent precaution the alleged perps took during the entire heist.
The stolen SUV was later found by Austin police about 2.4 miles from where it was stolen.
Police found multiple fingerprints and one on a door handle came back matching a 15-year-old boy who had a rap sheet and two active warrants.
“Should I bother wearing gloves for my crime spree? Nah…”
Pflugerville police went to the Austin ISD Police Department and obtained photos of the 15-year-old from an officer “personally familiar” with the teen, says the affidavit. The officer said he had investigated multiple cases involving the teen and provided PPD with photos from an Instagram account associated with the boy.
The photos were posted over multiple days following the July 2 burglary, showing multiple Glock-branded firearms as well as large amounts of cash and multiple gun accessories including extended magazines and handgrip covers.
What is it with today’s criminal youth that they can’t understand that documenting felonies on social media is a bad idea? Do they believe some sort of magical forcefield prevents police from viewing Instagram? “Sure, I’m spending several years in prison, but look how dope I looked holding those stolen guns!”
Police also uncovered a Telegram account associated with the teen and reviewed paperwork from APD on a robbery at an East Austin apartment complex connected to the teen. Multiple suspects in the robbery fled into two apartments and were identified, one being the teen boy, prompting a request to apprehend him from APD.
Further monitoring of the boy’s Instagram revealed a photo of the teen driving a Lexus, posted the same day as APD received a report about a stolen Lexus that was found empty less than half a mile from Gunter Street.
Two days later, on July 27, another photo showed the teen driving an Audi SUV, also reported stolen. The owner reported the SUV also contained a firearm and that he had woken up to find his SUV was missing from his home on Margarita Street. The SUV was later found just a mile away at the Gunter Street apartment complex, so law enforcement placed a tracker on it with the owner’s permission.
And poof goes the only non-stupid thing the perps did, since they failed to ditch the stolen car after the heist.
DPS and APD later stopped the vehicle after a pursuit and found the 15-year-old boy at the wheel.
Since the juvenile’s name is not being released, for the sake of convenience we’ll simply refer to him as Dummy McStupidKid.
Pflugerville police then investigated the apartment complex, learning that management had received reports from a neighbor fearing for their safety after seeing multiple firearms with people associated with one particular unit. Multiple residents also reported seeing many people loitering outside the building the unit was in.
Police learned that 17-year-old Jacob Vallejo lived in the unit with his stepbrothers and mother and had been arrested as part of a May 2026 robbery at the complex. Surveillance footage showed the same stolen Audi that the 15-year-old had been driving repeatedly visiting the building and multiple people entering and leaving the unit over a 24-hour period on July 27.
The AISD police officer also told Pflugerville police that the unit had been previously searched due to social media threats, allegedly made by Vallejo.
This is not exactly what people call “keeping a low profile.”
On Aug. 13, police executed a search warrant on the Gunter Street apartment and spoke with Vallejo, who told police and ATF that guns were inside the apartment, and they were being “held for a friend.” He confirmed to police that the “friend” was the 15-year-old teen, the affidavit says.
Add “not shutting the fuck up” to Vallejo’s long, long list of failures to adhere to Basic Criminal Competence 101.
When asked if the guns were stolen, he allegedly replied, “Uh, I mean, I would say they are reported stolen because it’s your car hopping them;” ‘car hopping’ refers to when vehicles are stolen for short periods of time to avoid being caught by police.
Vallejo also allegedly stated there was more than one firearm in the home with a “switch,” an illegal device allowing the Glock to fire continuously while the trigger is held.
Ding Ding Ding! Vallejo and McStupidKid just leveled up to federal firearms violation charges, and could win a big, big prize of up to 10 years in federal prison!
At the time of his arrest, the 15-year-old suspect had two active warrants for robbery and carrying a prohibited weapon. He also had several previous arrests for burglaries and firearms.
The 15-year-old’s identity is being withheld due to his age. He was taken into custody and transported to the Gardner Betts Juvenile Facility.
Vallejo has been charged with state jail felony theft of a firearm and third-degree felony prohibited weapon. His bond has been set at a collective $15,000 for both charges.
Being a juvenile means that Dummy McStupidKid may well skate, despite his priors, especially since Travis County’s Soros-backed DA Jose Garza loves to put criminals back on the streets. But Vallejo is likely looking at hard time, especially if the feds decide to nail him on the machine gun conversion charges.
There’s also a (non embeddable) Fox 7 video on the crime, where criminal defense attorney Gene Anthes discusses the amazing stupidity displayed.
Criminals have never been the brightest lights, but today’s crop seems particularly dim.