Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Democrat Andrew Gillum Busted Over Suspected Gay Meth Orgy

The “Andrew Gillum,” “Busted” and “Meth” parts of that headline are all spelled out on the police report, whereas the “gay orgy” part is only suspected. Candace Owens, the conservative activist and founder of #Blexit, a campaign that encourages black … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for March 13, 2020

Happy Friday the 13th! This is the world we’re living in now: President Donald Trump imposes 30 day ban on travel from Europe, based on Coronavrus fears. Doesn’t include the UK. Prescient Trump: From the outset of Donald Trump’s entry … Continue reading →

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Texas Coronavirus Update for March 12, 2020

Everyone and their dog is doing a Wuhan coronavirus roundup, so let’s make this update Texas-specific (which may make it easier to get into the other roundups). There are currently 19 reported cases in Texas, 13 of those in the … Continue reading →

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Biden: Hide the (Cognitive) Decline

Dubbed “Slow Joe” or “Sundown Joe,” there’s been an awful lot of discussion of Joe Biden’s obvious cognitive decline. One or two senior moments on the campaign trail wouldn’t have hurt him (mainly because of the (D) after his name). … Continue reading →

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Tucker Carlson on The Threat From China

Some bracing observations on the threat the Wuhan coronavirus poses, and the even bigger threat outsourcing our manufacturing to China poses to the United States: “While the rest of us were arguing about sexism and transgendered bathrooms, China took control … Continue reading →

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Democratic Presidential Clown Car Update for March 9, 2020

EVERYBODY DROPPED OUT, except Grandpa Simpson, Grandpa Commie, and…Hot Surfer Girl? It’s Clinton-Sanders II, except Biden isn’t as widely loathed and Hillary was only physically decrepit. It’s no longer a clown car, but I’m going to keep the name because, … Continue reading →

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Cenk Uygur’s Bad Week

Young Turks host Cenk Uygur is having a very bad week. Last week’s uproar over him fighting unionization hadn’t even died down before Ungyer lost his carpetbagger bid for the 25th Congressional District that Democratic incumbent Katie “Naked Bong Hits” … Continue reading →

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Former Democrat Attends Trump Rally. Enlightenment Ensues.

The headline isn’t strictly true, as a good deal of enlightenment happened before the event: If you had told me three years ago that I would ever attend a Donald Trump rally, I would have laughed and assured you that … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for March 6, 2020

Been a hell of a week. Monday’s Clown Car update will be yuuuuuuuugggggeeeeee! Also remember that the horror begins anew this weekend. Trump Administration: Sanctuary city? No federal funds for you! Democrats lie about coronavirus budget cuts. How tranny pandering … Continue reading →

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Shotgun Texas Race Updates

Didn’t have time for these yesterday, but here are a few interesting results from the Texas primary on Tuesday: In Texas, being endorsed by Alexandria Ocasio Cortez is a one-way ticket to Palookaville: The two far-left candidates backed by Rep. … Continue reading →

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