Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Poll: Trump Wallops Every Other Dem Even Worse Than Biden

Posted on July 11, 2024 by Lawrence Person

A whole lot of Democrats still seem hot for dumping Slow Joe after his disasterous debate showed his obvious cognitive decline. There’s just one tiny problem: Every polled Democrat loses to Trump by even more. A series of prominent Democrats … Continue reading →

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New Orleans Tries To Game Gun Free Zone Law By Declaring Police Station A School

Posted on July 10, 2024 by Lawrence Person

You’ve got to hand one thing to the gun-grabbers: Their shameless, brazen tactics to disarm law-abiding American citizens know no bounds. There’s no strategy so dirty, underhanded or silly that they won’t try it. Today’s case in point: To disarm … Continue reading →

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Spectrum Internet Down Across Texas

Posted on July 9, 2024 by Lawrence Person

Houston isn’t the only place in Texas having trouble. Spectrum Internet is down all across Texas. Including here. I’m typing this on my iPhone. They’re not sure if it’s from Beryl or not, but it didn’t go out here until … Continue reading →

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Beryl Leaves Over 1.7 Million Without Power

Posted on July 9, 2024 by Lawrence Person

After hitting the Yucatan, Hurricane Beryl took a sharp turn and made Texas landfall straight over the Houston area. According to CenterPoint Energy (the linear successor to Houston Lighting and Power following deregulation) some 1,765,034 of 2,600,000 customers are currently … Continue reading →

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The Case Of The Fake Filipino

Posted on July 8, 2024 by Lawrence Person

This story has a little bit of everything: Fake identities, forged passports, human trafficking, shadowy gambling associates and communist infiltrators. But mostly it’s about small Philippines town mayor Alice Guo, who actually seems to be Guo Hua Ping, a Chinese … Continue reading →

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Austin Security Guard Slammed For Doing His Job Finds New Gig

Posted on July 7, 2024 by Lawrence Person

Here’s a short feel-good video for Sunday. Austin security guard Percy Payne got chewed out by his boss on camera for giving an interview in his security guard outfit about trying to stop two hooded thugs in the parking garage … Continue reading →

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Demolition Ranch Tests YouTube’s New Automatic Weapons Policies

Posted on July 6, 2024 by Lawrence Person

YouTube, as part of their eternal quest to marginalize gun owners on their platform, has informed the top tier of gun YouTubers of new content rules, one of which is that you can’t show automatic weapons being fired, on pain … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm for July 5, 2024

Posted on July 5, 2024 by Lawrence Person

I hope you survived Independence Day will all your digits intact! Slow Joe’s poll numbers plumb new depths, everyone knows the media is complicit in hiding his mental decline, Israel settles all family business, Rishi’s snap election is a debacle … Continue reading →

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Happy July 4th!

Posted on July 4, 2024 by Lawrence Person

Happy Independence Day! To celebrate, here are same random fireworks videos. First up, Mr. Beast fires off some $600,000 worth of fireworks: Next: Testing strange fireworks: Be aware that it’s a long video, and the guy really gets into it, … Continue reading →

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Knives Out For Biden Roundup

Posted on July 3, 2024 by Lawrence Person

I love the smell of Democratic panic in the morning. It smells like…victory. Outside the Biden White House, the roars for Biden to step aside after revealing his cognitive decline to the nation via his disasterous debate performance grow louder. … Continue reading →

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