Breaking: Bernie’s Blocked Arteries

Posted on October 2, 2019 by Lawrence Person

Bernie Sanders has been hospitalized with blocked arteries. He’s suspended campaign events.

This should shake up the race. And Elizabeth Warren must have a very good voodoo doll maker on staff.

Update: He’s had surgery to have two stents installed. Seeing reports he’s cancelled Iowa ad buys as well. Hmmm…

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One Response to Breaking: Bernie’s Blocked Arteries

  1. cathymv says:
    October 2, 2019 at 11:26 AM

    hmmmmmm…. Lets hope that Hillary isn’t on the nursing staff….

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