Breaking: Bernie’s Blocked Arteries

Bernie Sanders has been hospitalized with blocked arteries. He’s suspended campaign events.

This should shake up the race. And Elizabeth Warren must have a very good voodoo doll maker on staff.

Update: He’s had surgery to have two stents installed. Seeing reports he’s cancelled Iowa ad buys as well. Hmmm…

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One Response to “Breaking: Bernie’s Blocked Arteries”

  1. cathymv says:

    hmmmmmm…. Lets hope that Hillary isn’t on the nursing staff….

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