Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

Welcome To Team Fascist, Bernie Sanders

The purity spiral on the left continues. Bernie Sanders was asked what he thinks Trump has done right. Here was his reply. I think cracking down on fentanyl, making sure our borders are stronger. Look, nobody thinks illegal immigration is … Continue reading →

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Paxton Gunning For Cornyn In 2026?

Compared to most states, Texas has seen a very little recent change in office-holders elected statewide: Republican John Cornyn has been a Senator since December 2, 2002. Republican Ted Cruz has been a Senator since January 3, 2013. Republican Greg … Continue reading →

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Critical Drinker On Snow White: “Even Worse Than I Expected”

After years of train wreck anticipation, Disney’s live-action Snow White has finally opened to notably tepid business, earning a projected $45 million in box office, which puts it on par with the disasterous 2019 Dumbo remake. Inevitably, the Critical Drinker … Continue reading →

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USAID Scam In 3 Minutes

Just in case you were unclear on the USAID scandal that DOGE uncovered, BlazeTV is here to offer a three minute, nuance-free summary of how it works.

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LinkSwarm For March 21, 2025

More DOGE revelations, more leftwing violence, more pervert school teachers arrested, Baltimore builds a ghost city, astronauts get rescued, DVDs rot, and a bunch of fierce togers with a gentle mom. It’s the Friday LinkSwarm! Hamas-linked CAIR was given over … Continue reading →

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UT Austin Still Infected With DEI

The lefty sorts running my alma mater these days are at it again. Despite pushes at the state and national level to rid universities of poisonous racist policies, DEI/CRT is still alive and well at the University of Texas at … Continue reading →

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Another Useless Agency Bilking Taxpayers Uncovered

Another day, another revelation of another useless government agency where bureaucrats lived like kings on the taxpayer’s dime. One of the seven small federal agencies that President Donald Trump ordered downsized or eliminated on Friday was rife with corruption, with … Continue reading →

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DOGE Uncovers “Magic Money Computers”

It’s hard to keep up with all the waste and fraud allegations coming out of the DOGE deep-dives into the labyrinth depths of federal funding swamps. Musk just went on Ted Cruz’s Verdict podcast and revealed some new twists. Musk … Continue reading →

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Enjoy The World’s Toughest Prison, Tren De Aragua Scumbags

It’s always interesting when two different topics I’ve covered converge in an unexpected way. The first is this piece on El Salvador’s super-tough gang prison, which I covered in this LinkSwarm. Here’s the CNN segment covering that prison: A few … Continue reading →

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Trump Dirtnaps Jihadis

For all his talk about bringing peace, Donald Trump (in both 45 and 47 incarnations) has proven more than willing to bring the wood when it comes to whacking jihadis that have attacked American interests. Item the first: “A U.S. … Continue reading →

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