Lawrence Person's BattleSwarm Blog

A bunch of climate idiots decided it would be a supergenius idea to play chicken with a train. Hint: The train always wins. It’s called momentum. Look it up sometime.

This is what happens when you teach people “social justice” rather than basic physics.

Compounding the stupidity was the fact that they were trying to shut down shipment of coal to a power plant in Bow, New Hampshire, where the temperature is supposed to hit 6°F tomorrow. There’s nothing that convinces ordinary people of the justness of your cause quite like forcing them to freeze to death.

As a public service to any cretinous idiots protesters who might be inclined to pull a similar stunt, I offer this IMPORTANT SAFETY TIP in handy Tweet format:

Important safety tip.

You ready for this one?

You might want to write this one down. It’s really important.

Got a pen? 🖊

Ready?

Here goes:

DON’T STAND IN FRONT OF A MOVING TRAIN!!!!!!

🚞🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

Thank you! pic.twitter.com/aRwupB88MA

— BattleSwarm (@BattleSwarmBlog) December 17, 2019

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