Posts Tagged ‘Zizians’

You Can’t Tell The Satanic Leftwing Tranny Deathcults Without A Program

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2025

Friday’s LinkSwarm entry on crazy tranny shooter Robert Paul Westman’s link to various satanic death cults was pretty brief, but there seems to be a lot more to cover there. Starting with America’s Transtifa problem.

At the start of the year, only eight days into President Trump’s second term, the FBI’s counterterrorism division held an unclassified briefing on an emerging domestic terrorism threat: “Nihilistic Accelerationism.”

I hadn’t run across “The Com” before. I think I’ll have to add a little Quick Reference Glossary at the bottom.

As far as I can tell, “Accelerationism” comes in two main flavors. The technoutopian, transhumanist flavor is mostly libertarian-tinged immanization of the Singularity escutcheon eschaton sorts, the kind of people who want to bring about a tech-driven Utopia. They’re almost certainly wrong about living forever in a tech-heaven as a digitized, uploaded consciousnesses, but they’re builders, not destroyers.

Then there’s the other kind. You know The Dark Knight meme?

That’s them. They want to make the world itself Hell, and the hand-basket isn’t traveling fast enough for them.

Some of the most recent examples of nihilism and accelerationist beliefs can be found alarmingly emanating from the political far-left. Violence, chaos, and destruction are recurring themes found in their online posts, propaganda, manifestos, and civil disobedience (also known as “civil terrorism”).

Take, for example, the transgender mass shooter last week that carried out a horrific attack against Christians at Annunciation Catholic Church and School in Minneapolis, killing two children and injuring 17 others before taking his own life, wrote in a dark, troubling manifesto posted online that he was “tired of being trans.”

GPS—Robert “Robin” Westman devices were present during at least 5 antifa protests. Upon cross pollinating devices at his residence, there were numerous ‘burner’ phones. His devices have also appeared to have been present with a number of Zizians, including their founder Jack LaSota, on two occasions two months apart.

It adds up, because he claims to “hate fascism & inequality”, he had “1312” in his username. He was 100% trantifa, not a “right winger” like many lying Antifa are trying to claim to distance themselves from the sh*t storm surrounding the church shooting of children.

It’s also important to point out that the Far Left/Antifa to Trans pipeline many times, terminates with incorporating Nazi ideology through the Pro Palestine intersection involved.

The Zizians, are a cult-like group that has been widely described in media reports as a radical collective primarily consisting of transgender vegans with ties to rationalist communities, anti-AI ideologies, and extreme activism.

The whole online vegan/pedophile crossover puts that Ryan Long bit in a new light:

This group has been linked to a series of murders and suspicious deaths across multiple U.S. states in 2025, earning it labels like “trans murder cult” or “vegan death cult” in various news outlets and online discussions.

The Zizians originated from online rationalist and effective altruism circles in the Bay Area, drawing in highly intelligent individuals, including math geniuses and programmers.

The group’s leader, Jack LaSota (also known as “Ziz” or “Jack Ziz”), is a transgender person who reportedly promoted extreme veganism, anti-artificial intelligence views, and authoritarian control over members.

Experts have compared it to cults using models like Steven Hassan’s BITE (Behavior, Information, Thought, and Emotional control) framework, noting how it allegedly manipulated followers through emotional and ideological means.

The group has been accused of issuing “kill orders” and fostering an environment that led to violence, though not all members are implicated in crimes.

In early 2025, the group came under scrutiny after a traffic stop in Vermont led to the discovery of connections to the murder of U.S. Border Patrol Agent David Maland. A 21-year-old transgender member of the Zizians was indicted on federal murder charges and faces the death penalty.

The Zizians have been tied to the deaths of a Pennsylvania couple (parents of one member) and other incidents in California, including an attempted murder and a faked death. In total, the group is linked to at least six killings across three states: Vermont, Pennsylvania, and California.

Additional arrests include LaSota on trespassing charges (held without bail) and other members like Alexander Leatham and Suri Dao, who face trial for related murders. One case involved a German math prodigy allegedly drawn into the group before her involvement in crimes.

As of mid-2025, multiple members are in custody, with ongoing trials and federal investigations. The U.S. Justice Department is pursuing capital punishment in at least one case. The group has gone underground, but it has sparked broader discussions about cult dynamics in online communities.

Zizians. Great. I’ll add that to the list.

Some of these groups get categorized as “neo-Nazi,” but the trans cult is entirely on the left, and Satanists are hardly flocking to vote Republican. (And then there’s the whole “how did a party with ‘national socialism’ in its name get assigned to the right?” thing.)

Seruga also claimed that the transgender mass shooter was also “100% trantifa,” which opens up another rabbit hole that Andy Ngo, senior editor at The Post Millennial, has covered in-depth for quite some time about the disturbing rise of “trans militancy” across America.

Ngo’s new report, titled “The Violent Ideology and Lies Fueling Trans Militancy,” warns that the transgender mass shooter attack on Christians in Minneapolis last week “wasn’t an isolated attack….”

This propaganda is blasted nonstop across social media, Reddit threads, internet forums, and radical leftist blogs.

But wait! That’s not the only crazy Satanic deathcult out there! The FBI has also warned people about The Com, which also evidently runs a SWATing-for-hire service.

In recent weeks, VICE has reported on the recruitment and radicalization of children as young as 12 by Satanic neo-Nazi accelerationist groups like 764, No Lives Matter, and Milikolosskrieg, which operate within a wider criminal network primarily through encrypted messaging platforms like Signal, Telegram, and Discord. While it might be tempting to dismiss this as little more than disaffected kids venting online, the influence of this network has been directly tied to numerous incidents of real-world violence—leading it to be identified as a threat in a series of public service announcements by the FBI, which refers to it as ‘The Com.’

At the end of last month, Minnesotan 20-year-old Logan Anthony Seitz was arrested for stabbing a woman “around 20 times” in a park. In a criminal complaint obtained by CBS, he told investigators he’d had the urge to randomly kill a person since he was ten years old and went out that day intending to find his victim. But coverage of the case missed a crucial detail: Seitz is a longtime member of SR1, a subgroup of a notorious The Com-adjacent sextortion network known as 764. His attack was not only acknowledged but celebrated on Telegram channels associated with these groups, where he is known by the alias ‘Corrupt.’

It’s not the first time a case like this has been traced back to The Com. Between July and October 2024, at least six unprovoked assaults in Hässelby, Stockholm were filmed and posted on Telegram channels linked to 764. A 14-year-old boy was detained on suspicion of two assaults, and confessed to one—the attempted murder of an 80-year-old man. In April 2025, two individuals linked to 764 were arrested in connection with a bomb plot targeting a Lady Gaga concert in Brazil attended by over 2 million fans.

The threat posed by these groups, which are often influenced or inspired by the Order of Nine Angles (O9A), has now drawn the attention of the United States’ federal government.

On July 23, the FBI issued three PSAs about The Com, highlighting the growing dangers it poses to young people online. According to the briefings, The Com has thousands of members, primarily between 11 and 25 years of age. Most recruits are drawn in through gaming platforms and social media. The Com groups featured in the FBI reports engage in a range of criminal activities, including ransomware attacks, stabbings, sabotage, swatting, extortion, the distribution of Child Sexual Abuse Material (CSAM), DDoS attacks, SIM swapping, and cryptocurrency theft, among other things.

Just sound like a lovely bunch all-around, don’t they? It’s like they went “Why be a mere online edgelord when I can rape children and kill people in real life?”

Consider this yet another reason for rational, law-abiding citizens to go armed.

Glossary of Far-Left Satanic Transsexual Death Cults

This is a quick overview for my own reference and people researching the topic.

Note: Some of these entries link to Wikipedia articles, and the usual caveats apply.

  • Accelerationists: See Nihilistic Accelerationists.
  • The Com: FBI’s term for an aggregate of almost all the Satanic pedophile death cults mentioned here.
  • CVLT: “CVLT, also known as Cult, is an international Neo-Nazi and nihilistic online organization that was responsible for acts of child exploitation. Several of the organization’s leaders were arrested in US for producing child pornography and coercing minors to commit self-harm. According to police, CVLT has exploited approximately 2 minors in California and 16 minors around the world in total. US Department of Justice described it as “an online group that espoused neo-Nazism, nihilism, and pedophilia as its core principles”. CVLT is affiliated with The Com, a broad network of international cybercriminals. CVLT became known after one of its leaders, Kaleb Merritt, was caught and convicted of raping a girl and taking inappropriate pictures of her. CVLT was created in 2019 by a French-Indian school student, named Rohan Rane.”
  • Milikolosskrieg: Relatively new group of neo-Nazi accelerationsists whose membership seems to skew young (12-18).
  • Nihilistic Accelerationists: People who want to see the world (especially the “normie” world) burn, and will embrace any evil and any tool to achieve their goals.
  • No Lives Matter: “No Lives Matter (NLM) is a misanthropic, neo-Nazi online group that advocates for violence, terrorism and the destruction of humanity. Its core principles are radical nihilism and anti-humanism.”
  • Order of the 9 Angels: Neo-Nazi Satanists enthusiastic about rape and pedophilia. They think “respectable” “left-hand path” groups like The Church of Satan and The Order of Set are wimpy, cringing pussies. “Back in the 1990s a weirdo (named Myall back in the day) claimed that family knew the REAL SECRET of the nine angles. It was mainly Neo-Nazi stuff — ‘Kill a Jew for Satan.’ The guy claimed 100s of followers and had several Orders he was running.'” There’s even a timeline of crimes connected to the group.
  • 764: Global Satanic child predator network. “An international network of predators steeped in Satanism lure children from seemingly harmless online platforms like Discord, Minecraft, and Roblox and extort them to sexually exploit and grievously harm themselves. Some victims are even pushed to suicide.”

    The abuse perpetrated by members of com groups is extreme. They have coerced children into sexual abuse or self-harm, causing them to deeply lacerate their bodies to carve “cutsigns” of an abuser’s online alias into their skin. Victims have flushed their heads in toilets, attacked their siblings, killed their pets, and in some extreme instances, attempted or died by suicide. Court records from the United States and European nations reveal participants in this network have also been accused of robberies, in-person sexual abuse of minors, kidnapping, weapons violations, swatting, and murder.

  • Transtifa“: Neologism describing radical left-wing transsexuals who feel violence (up to and including murder) is justified against anyone who rejects radical transsexual ideology.
  • Zizians: “A cult-like group that has been widely described in media reports as a radical collective primarily consisting of transgender vegans with ties to rationalist communities, anti-AI ideologies, and extreme activism.”

Parents, monitor your children’s Internet activities. There are some real sickos out there.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go watch some sappy dog rescue videos to get this out of my head…

LinkSwarm For February 7, 2025

Friday, February 7th, 2025

I’m pretty much over my cold, except the occasional cough and continued draining of the Strategic Mucus Reserve.

The USAID revelation continues, with every left-wing, anti-American cause getting their snout into the trough of taxpayer money. Plus blows against the illegal alien and tranny pander brigades. It’s the Friday LinkSwarm!

  • Second Amendment advocates have long know that “Everytown for Gun Safety” was, like all the other branches of the Brady Bunch hydra, pure Astrotruf, but thanks to database revelations, we now know that taxpayers were footing the bill.

    Have you ever heard of NEO Philanthropy? They’re a left-wing group that has been around for more than 40 years. NEO wants folks to believe it is a partnership between “changemakers and funders.” They claim to provide “resources to groups accelerating change.” Race, gender and DEI are huge for them, but guns are a problem.

    An incredible website database has outed NEO Philanthropy’s actual duties, and those of thousands of other similar groups. NEO, it turns out, is nothing more than a middleman. It receives money and funnels some of it to Everytown for Gun Safety as well as other leftwing, anti-gun groups.

    The website database is called DataRepublican.com, and it will forever change the way nonprofits handle their funding, especially those on the left.

    Snip.

    On Wednesday, pro-gun official Hannah Hill “exposed taxpayer money flowing to Bloomberg gun control orgs.”

    The next day, she used the website to link USAID funds that went to Everytown, Giffords and more gun-control organizations.

    (Hat tip: Blog commenter 10x25mm.)

  • George Soros got his nose in the trough as well. Who was bankrolling the campaign to appoint pro-crime Soros DAs? You were.

    Beginning about a decade ago, George Soros began funding campaigns for people who became known as the “Soros prosecutors.” Local prosecutorial races, which once had a few thousand spent on them, suddenly started seeing hundreds of thousands, and even millions of dollars pouring in, totaling about $50 million to elect 75 prosecutors nationwide.

    Every one of those prosecutors is a radical leftist who immediately set about remaking the local justice system in accordance with leftist values: Criminals are victims of the system and should not be prosecuted; Republicans are enemies of the people and should be prosecuted. Some of these prosecutors are wreaking havoc on a scale that doesn’t make the news; others have done such horrible things that their names hit the headlines:

    Kim Gardner, the woman who used false charges to destroy Eric Greitens, Missouri’s Republican governor, and whose tenure was distinguished by slandering the police, violating open records laws, persecuting the McCloskeys for defending their property against BLM rioters, discriminating against employees on racial grounds, and letting the most egregious criminals walk free.

    Lawrence Krasner, the Philadelphia DA who just promised to prosecute the pardoned January 6ers. He couldn’t name a crime, though. He seemed to be operating on the Lavrentiy Beria principle of “show me the man, and I’ll show you the crime.”

    Andrew Warren, the Florida prosecutor who announced that he would no longer prosecute entire categories of criminal activities because he didn’t like the Florida laws. Governor Ron DeSantis fired him.

    George Gascón, a District Attorney who managed to break both the San Francisco and Los Angeles criminal justice systems. He was finally voted out of office in L.A. this past November.

    Kimberly Foxx, the Cook County Chicago prosecutor who turned the criminal justice system into a revolving door, creating a staggering wave of violence in already beleaguered Chicago.

    And then there’s Manhattan’s Alvin Bragg, who brought an utterly spurious and quite obviously political case against Donald Trump for allegedly criminal hush money payments to Stormy Daniels.

    Without exception, the Soros prosecutors, most of whom received money from the Tides organizations, have been disastrous for their communities and, in Bragg’s case, for America as a whole. (Although one could argue that Bragg’s manifest political persecution of Donald Trump helped return Trump to the White House, which, to date, has been an incredibly good thing.)

    Thus, there’s a straight line from Soros to Tides to corrupt prosecutors.

    But what does this have to do with USAID? Well, back in October 2020, when no one was paying too much attention (COVID, BLM, the election), and USAID-funded mainstream media outlets were busy quashing stories that harmed Democrat interests, USAID was Funding the Tides Center:

    Nearly $170 million in government grants has passed through a liberal dark money behemoth that houses numerous left-wing groups, including the Black Lives Matter Global Network Foundation, tax forms show.

    The taxpayer-funded grants were disbursed to groups through the Tides Center, a San Francisco-based nonprofit incubator that wealthy liberal donors use to bankroll progressive causes. A number of radical left-wing groups have fallen under the auspices of the Tides Center, which acts as a “fiscal sponsor” to nonprofits by providing its 501(c)(3) tax and legal status. This arrangement lets the groups under its umbrella avoid registering with the IRS.

    [snip]

    [Scott] Walter [president of the Capitol Research Center] noted that the Tides Center’s recipient profile on USASpending.gov, which posts government grants, shows $34 million in federal funding since 2008. The grants were primarily from the U.S. Agency for International Development and the Department of Health and Human Services.

  • And Stephen Green discovered that USAID was also funding #BlackLivesMatter so they could help burn down your city.
  • More USAID revelations.

    The Daily Mail assembled a helpful list of examples of USAID’s hard-left blank check policy. This list includes:

    • $30 million to study HIV in Africa among sex workers and so-called “transgender” people.
    • $38 million to the Wuhan Institute of Virology and other Chinese research labs.
    • $1.5 million to an LGBTQ+ group in Serbia.
    • $2.5 million for electric vehicles for Vietnam, with only one battery station built.
    • Money for a “trans” care clinic in Vietnam.
    • $25,000 for a “trans” opera in Colombia
    • $32,000 for “trans” comic books in Peru.
    • $500,000 to expand atheism in Nepal.

    The Clinton Foundation was also a huge USAID winner:

    Plus more about how Trump’s actions are legal and constitutional.

  • Biden Admin Filled Terrorist Coffers With Over $1,300,000,000 Before Trump Took Wrecking Ball To Foreign Aid.”

    More than $1.3 billion in taxpayer funds from the Biden administration ended up helping groups that sponsored or committed terrorism.

    Federal watchdog reports and other documents show former President Joe Biden’s aid programs funneled the money toward a network of terrorism in the Muslim world — largely by reversing Trump-era policies.

    Snip.

    The Biden administration gave $1,053,400,000 in taxpayer money to the United Nations Relief and Works Agency (UNRWA), which claims to help war-afflicted Palestinian civilians but is tied to terrorists fighting Israel, according to U.S. and Israeli intelligence. Biden reversed a Trump-era ban on UNRWA funding in 2021 but brought back the ban last year after Israel accused UNWRA workers of participating in Hamas’s Oct. 7, 2023, attacks.

    Intelligence officials later revealed that more than 1,000 UNRWA employees, or around 10%, were linked to the groups Hamas and Palestinian Islamic Jihad, according to documents found on the bodies of dead terrorists and other evidence. A dozen took part in the Oct. 7 massacre, including a Hamas commander who was teaching in elementary school for UNRWA and led a siege against an Israeli kibbutz that killed almost 100 people.

    UNWRA’s schools have long used curriculum for Palestinian children that glorifies terrorists and martyrdom, a March 2023 report from UN Watch found.

    The curriculum comes from the Palestinian Authority (PA), a governing body in the West Bank that the Biden administration considered more friendly to American interests than Hamas. The PA also made a profit from Biden’s presidency despite its program that pays Palestinians and their families as a reward for acts of terror against Jews.

    Trump and Congress passed a law in 2018 blocking economic support funds for the PA due to its program. Trump later paused all remaining funding for the PA before Biden took office and resumed it.

    The Biden administration in part revived the economic support fund that Trump’s law restricts. The State Department claimed in documents from 2021 that “most” of the money did not “directly benefit the PA” in violation of the law. However, officials sent $265 million straight to the PA for its “security forces and justice sector institutions” throughout Biden’s presidency, according to the Congressional Research Service.

    Under Biden, the PA agreed to pay more than $97 million to reward the perpetrators of the Oct. 7 attacks, the Washington Free Beacon reported.

  • The terrorism funding corruption also extended to the Treasure Department.

    So Treasury official David A. Lebryk resigned rather than testifying. Sounds like he should be subpoenaed and/or indicted…

  • Another media beneficiary of USAID taxpayer subsidies: Christianity Today. Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, and also render unto Caesar what is God’s…as long as Caesar is paying you enough.
  • Radical Vegan Transgender Cult Implicated in Border Agent’s Death. UPDATE: Landlord ‘Impaled With a Sword’ by ‘Vegan Sith’ Cult Member.”

    You’ve never heard of the “Zizians,” and neither had I until this afternoon, but you’re probably going to be hearing a lot more about them now that this weirdo California cult has been connected to the shootout in Vermont last week that left a Border Patrol agent dead. Credit to Andy Ngo for putting together the pieces of this bizarre puzzle. When the shootout went down in Vermont on January 20, the initial reports were very thin, but piece by piece, we’ve learned more about the two suspects, Teresa Youngblut, a 21-year-old from Seattle, and Felix Bauckholt, a math genius from Germany who had worked in the financial industry on an H1B visa. About seven months ago, Youngblut’s parents had reported her missing, saying she had cut off contact with them and they were concerned she might be in a coercive relationship. The police didn’t do anything, saying that as an adult, she couldn’t be considered a runaway.

    Youngblut and Bauckholt showed up in Vermont a couple of weeks ago and attracted suspicion because they were wearing black “tactical” gear and Youngblut had a pistol in a visible holster. Eventually, this led to an attempted traffic stop on I-91 in which both Youngblut and Bauckholt pulled pistols. Bauckholt was killed in the resulting shootout, but Younglut survived and will face charges.

    Then it gets weird…

  • Pam Bondi was confirmed as Trump’s attorney general.
  • And Bondi wasted no time in freezing all funding for sanctuary cities.

    The Department of Justice will ensure that, consistent with law, ‘sanctuary jurisdictions’ do not receive access to Federal funds from the Department,’ Bondi’s first-day memo says.

    ‘Consistent with applicable statutes, regulations, court orders, and terms, the Department of Justice shall pause the distribution of all funds until a review has been completed, terminate any agreements that are in violation of law or are the source of waste, fraud, or abuse, and initiate clawback or recoupment procedures, where appropriate.’

  • In fact, the DOJ has already sued Chicago, Illinois, and various officials over their sanctuary city laws.

    It’s no secret that Chicago has forsaken its own low-income residents to virtue signal as a so-called ‘sanctuary city’ for illegal immigrants – to the point where local residents have been excoriating city officials during official meetings, and major businesses such as Ken Griffin’s Citadel moved to Miami due to the city devolving into “Afghanistan.”

    Now, the Trump DOJ is suing Chicago, the state of Illinois, local officials over laws creating said ‘sanctuary,’ and have accused the defendants of impeding federal immigration enforcement efforts. In their complaint, the DOJ has asked a judge to declare the state and local measures unconstitutional due to the federal government’s supremacy.

    One of the laws challenged by the Wednesday lawsuit prohibits officials from complying with federal immigration detainers and providing certain information about noncitizens.

    “The challenged provisions of Illinois, Chicago, and Cook County law reflect their intentional effort to obstruct the Federal Government’s enforcement of federal immigration law and to impede consultation and communication between federal, state, and local law enforcement officials that is necessary for federal officials to carry out federal immigration law and keep Americans safe,” reads the lawsuit.

    Named in the case are Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker (D), Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson (D), as well as the city’s police superintendent and other city officials.

    The case, filed in federal court in Chicago, marks one of the first major cases brought by the Trump administration in such a case, and comes after the Wednesday confirmation of Attorney General Pam Bondi, who issued a same-day memo restricting sanctuary cities from accessing DOJ funds.

  • I have to admit I have no clue what Trump is thinking when he announced we’ll be taking over the Gaza strip.

    The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip and we will do a job with it, too. We’ll own it, and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangers, unexploded bombs, and other weapons on the site, level the site, and get rid of the destroyed buildings, level it out, create an economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the people of the area.

    Trump’s affinity for beachfront property aside, I don’t see how rebuilding Gaza is a proper use of American tax dollars.

  • “Trump Withdraws From UN Human Rights Council, Ends Funding To UNRWA.”
  • Ukraine launches new Kursk counteroffensive. More.
  • Remember Saturday Night Live‘s Walker Brigade? Well, evidently the Russian army is sending wounded soldiers with canes back to the front lines.
  • Ukraine hit yet another Russian oil refinery, this one in Volgograd.
  • Sudden Putin Death Syndrome strike again. “Russian singer who donated to Ukraine and called Putin an ‘idiot’ mysteriously falls to his death from a window.” (Hat tip: Dwight.)
  • Kamala Harris team lied about Joe Rogan’s attempt to get her on his show. Of course they did. The whole campaign was built on lies and an attempt to install Harris in the White House without enduring any scrutiny from voters.
  • Speaking of which, remember when CBS swore up and down they didn’t deceptively edit the Kamala Harris video They lied.
  • Winning. “President Trump Signs Executive Order Barring Men from Women’s Sports.”

    On Wednesday, National Girls and Women in Sports Day, President Donald Trump signed an executive order barring men from women’s sports through Title IX, withholding funding from universities that insist on allowing male athletes to encroach on women’s competition.

    The order will also empower women who are forced to compete against men to sue their schools and directs the Department of Homeland Security to deny visa applications from foreign athletes who identify themselves as the opposite sex in order to compete in the U.S.

    At the signing ceremony, Trump specifically cited the importance of protecting female athletes at the upcoming 2028 Olympics in Los Angeles and the World Cup.

    “My administration will not stand by and watch men beat and batter female athletes. We’re just not going to let it happen,” Trump said.

    J.K. Rowling had something to say about it as well:

  • Moreover, the NCAA has quickly fallen in line.
  • However, Arlington Public Schools in Virginia are still committed to letting men use 6he little girl’s room.
  • Our vile media: “Newsweek runs puff piece on gender transition of man who held family hostage, raped them, and killed their kids.
  • More dictates from the Texas House Cabal: “Speaker Burrows Confirms House Rules Were Written by Democrat Lawyer. The new rules mandate that all House committee vice-chairs be Democrats and expand their authority.”
  • Follow-up: Charges against Aaron Dunn and Wallis Nader, two of the Lina Hidalgo’s aides indicted for vote rigging, have been been dismissed by the Texas Office of the Attorney General, and a third against Alex Triantaphyllis is expected to be dismissed as well, though it’s unclear why.
  • Annals of doomed business decisions: Two women in Austin plan to open an all women’s sports bar in March. A place in Australia tried to do that and closed in five months.
  • Crappy made in China parts kill your Toyota.”
  • Has the CROATOAN mystery been solved?
  • “Trump Becomes First Fascist In History To Reduce Size Of Government.”
  • “Democrats Warn Trump’s Unelected Shadow Government Is Dismantling Their Unelected Shadow Government.”
  • “Illegal Immigrants Helpfully Wave Flags So ICE Knows Where To Send Them.”
  • “World Health Organization Warns Trump Funding Cuts May Delay Release Of New Pandemic.”
  • “Hungover Mark Cuban Wakes Up Hoping He Didn’t Make Any Dumb Basketball Trades Last Night.”
  • Acute hearing:

    (Hat tip: Ace of Spades HQ.)

  • I’m between jobs again. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you’re so inclined.