Author Archives: Lawrence Person

About Lawrence Person

Lawrence Person is a political commentator and science fiction writer living in Austin, Texas. I'm still between jobs. Feel free to hit the tip jar if you're so inclined.

LinkSwarm for August 29, 2025

The Trump Administration guts two lefty slop buckets of graft, Israel lights up the Houthis big time, crazy tranny shooter might have been in satanic cult too crazy for the Church of Satan, Ukraine bombs the snot out of Russia’s … Continue reading →

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Lizard Queen Documents Lefty Influencer Pay-For-Play Scheme

For those unaware of her, Taylor Lorenz is a crazy, left-wing social justice activist masquerading as a journalist, as well as an accused lizard person. She also just broke a major pay-for-play story about the terminally online left: “A Dark … Continue reading →

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Pro-Tip: If Your Church’s Leader Keeps You As A Slave, You Might Be In A Cult

If your “church leader” makes you work for free and sleep in his call center, you might be in a cult. Two leaders of Kingdom of God Global Church were arrested Wednesday for their alleged roles in a forced labor … Continue reading →

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Texas 2026 Race Updates For August 27, 2025

Following redistricting, a whole lot of 2026 races are heating up, so let’s do a Texas election news roundup. Following Rep. Chip Roy’s entry into the Attorney General’s race, Sen. Ted Cruz and current AG Ken Paxton have issued dueling … Continue reading →

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Pro-Palestinian Putzes Block Pride Parade

Oh the glories of Intersectionality! Up in Ottawa, pro-Palestinian protestors blocked a gay pride parade. Ottawa’s annual Pride parade was cancelled Sunday after being disrupted by pro-Palestinian protesters. A group called Queers for Palestine – Ottawa had organized a rally … Continue reading →

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Democrat Forbidden Words For 2025 (Plus Additions)

Back before The Simpsons conquered television, Matt Groening’s Life in Hell comic strip would publish a yearly “List of Forbidden Words” strip to start the year. Now Democratic think tank Third Way, realizing that their brand is less popular than … Continue reading →

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Texas Redistricting Passes Senate, Headed To Abbott’s Desk

After passing the Texas House, the redistricting bill has now passed the Texas Senate and is headed to Governor Greg Abbott’s desk to sign. A Republican plan to redraw Texas congressional districts ahead of the 2026 midterm elections is on … Continue reading →

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“Do You Know Who I Am?” 2025 Edition

I was just going to include this one in yesterday’s LinkSwarm, but then I watched the video and, yeah, this needs to be its own post. Rhode Island Assistant Attorney General Devon Hogan Flanagan and friend Veronica Hannan, “a senior … Continue reading →

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LinkSwarm For August 22, 2025

Trump tackles mail-in ballot fraud, the Democrat Party sinks (and sinks, and sinks), millionaires and billionaires pump money to the same lefties who decry them, a kangaroo verdict gets slapped down, a platoon of swamp creatures get smacked down, Ukrainian … Continue reading →

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Texas Redistricting Finally Passes House

After all the unnecessary and futile drama of the Democrat’s quorum break, the Texas House has finally passed the congressional redistricting bill. After weeks of gridlock, the Texas House has approved a new congressional redistricting plan that Republicans say will … Continue reading →

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